Yaoundé Day 1 | Chinese New Year Diplomatic Feast

"Where potholes meet dumplings" 🛣️ Journey Pain • 4-hour ride from airport = free African massage (bone-shaking edition) • Spotted landmark: Reunification Monument through teary eyes 🍽️ Food Hierarchy Embassy dumplings (handmade by diplomatic wives) 10-min pizzas (surprisingly decent) Local foufou (acquired taste still acquiring) 👠 Glam Alert • Gorgeous expat ladies in qipao • My courage failed before my appetite (zero photos, maximum regrets) ⏳ Time Allocation ✓ Speeches: 5 mins ✓ Eating: 60 mins ✓ Networking: "Nice weather we're having" P.S. That moment when... you realize the Ambassador's wife makes better dumplings than your grandma. 😮🥟 #DiplomaticCore #DumplingDiplomacy #BumpyRoadsToFeasts #CameraShyFail