Restorant Peshku Çermë Rustem Kokja — Restaurant in Bashkia Divjakë

I COULD NOT, I repeat, COULD NOT recommend this restaurant less. Unless you need to dump a stump in the restroom, this is a worthless location.

I entered the restaurant eager to try some seafood, or as the locals call it "fruit of the sea," however, the quality would suggest that it is more akin to "fruit of the sewage system" but we have another word for that where I come from.

We were sat and note that some people in my group were in a rush, as a matter of fact they confirmed that they could have the food served "As quick as they can depurate the ol' digestive tract" The waiter must have chronic bowel issues as it takes him MULTIPLE HOURS to bake a load, apparently.

I was sitting there for TWO HOURS, and not a single piece of food came. NOT EVEN A LOAF OF BREAD OR PLATE OF SALAD!

I went to the bathroom midway through this gaping guano of a time, and I was deeply disturbed with what followed. I wanted to exert some night soil, so I went to the porcelain bank and heard someone muttering to themselves inside a stall with their feet and knees peeking out of the bottom. They must have been kneeling? My curiosity was quickly satiated as I saw A WAITER in FULL UNIFORM walk out holding a deeply stained plate.

Either they have their employees eat inside of the loo, or he was caught massaging the mud pie if you catch my drift. I do not speak the language, but I heard him muttering various words such as "pea dee-a-ree" and "pea por-thuh" which I have inkling are related to releasing the kraken.

After I finished launching a terlet shuttle, I came back to see the waiters delivering food. I was excited, but I quickly realized it was just salad and bread. IT TOOK ANOTHER 15 MINUTES TO RECIEVE OUR HORRIBLE CALAMARI. Terrible quality of food and terrible service.

The most bizarre thing happened on the way out however as I saw a young child, maybe 2 or 3 years old, walking whilst squatting to the ground and frantically shouting, "Coca lope!" A waiter led him away like a pet holding a small discoloured chunky object as a treat.

I don't know what this means, nor do I know if this is a local custom or unique to the restorant, but I digress,

Avoid this restaurant at ALL COSTS!

Please view the attached image of the empty table...

WARNING: The following review was made 2 weeks after the described incident, ensuring that my emotional state was stable enough to provide an accurate account of the serpentine scenario. WARNING We sat down and ordered, a rather large table of 12 individuals. We were the first table seated in the room. The first! After 2 hours, and seeing every table after us receive their food, we decided to ask the waiter. At first we thought it was because we were such a big table, but after 2 hours with not even bread or salad, we knew it was personal. When he initially took our order, he thought we asked for yogurt sauce, but we corrected him. Since then, I saw a gleam of evil in his eye. This waiter, a rather large fella, after being asked about the food and walking away to 'check', seemed to mutter underneath his breathe "my foods as good as diahrea..." Now, truly, as a non-native speaker of the language, I have no idea what this means, and it's rather terrifying. I don't know if it's a saying or what. It definetly had something to do with 'diahrea' as that word is very similar to the English form, and he also used the words for 'food', 'eat', and 'sigma'. Really, my entire opinion of this restaurant has been altered, and all for the worse. After about 2.5hours we were left to eat this foul fish. They really need new waitstaff, and preferably ones that don't joke about consuming...

Restorant Peshku Çermë is a nice place that I went with my family on sunday May 5 the things that I like the most was healthy green ornamental plants outside and inside and a very beautiful lovely black cat and a kind friendly dog and an aquarium with two wakin gold fishes the food was fresh and the restaurant workers were polite and professional.I think they are friendly with nature.They serve sea foods and there are all kind of drinks from water to alcoholic and not alcoholic,sweets and etc.Outside I notice roses and carnations and geranium which I appreciate...