đđ·HOLY GRAPE-FUELED REVELATION AT BANGOR WINERYđđ„
I WALKED INTO THIS WINERY A MERE MORTAL. I LEFT A COSMIC BEING WITH A PALATE SO REFINED I CAN TASTE COLORS. I SIPPED A CHARDONNAY AND WOKE UP IN THE BODY OF A FRENCH PRINCESS IN 1782. THE SOMMELIER SPOKE, AND I ASCENDED A STAIRCASE MADE OF OAK BARRELS INTO THE SUN.
I ordered a cappuccino and TIME PAUSED. Froth kissed the air like a Renaissance cherub whispering âyou are loved.â I took one bite of their lemon cake and started shaking. The citrus sang a sonnet directly into my nervous system. I think I met God and sheâs the pastry chef.
AND DONâT EVEN TRY TO PREPARE FOR THE WINE TASTING. I drank the Syrah and started laughing and crying simultaneouslyâmy ancestors clapped from the astral plane. I saw Dionysus himself doing TikTok dances in the background. The notes? Blackberry, oak, and RAW UNFILTERED HOPE.
The staff? Absolute celestial beings. I asked for a menu and they gave me purpose. The hostess looked at me and I felt 5 years of therapy in one gaze. Our server was a mythological creature forged from starlight and hospitality.
The walls? Painted with dreams. The chairs? Hugged me emotionally. The bathroom?? I had a moment in there. A full moment.
I would fake my own death just to be reincarnated near this place. Iâd sell every sock I own to buy one more glass of their cab sauv. I want their coffee to baptize my enemies. I want to get married in the vineyard and legally change my name to RosĂ©.
FINAL VERDICT: THIS ISNâT A WINERY. ITâS A PERSONALITY RESET BUTTON. A FULL-BODY LOVE SPELL. IF YOU DONâT COME HERE, I WILL PERSONALLY WRITE YOU INTO A GREEK...
   Read moreLocated in the picturesque location of Dunalley, Bangor Vineyard Shed is a popular destination for wine lovers and foodies alike. The vineyard is known for its high-quality wines, which are highly praised by patrons for their flavor and complexity.
In addition to the excellent wines, the vineyard is also home to an awesome restaurant that serves up some of the tastiest food in the area. The food is made using fresh, locally-sourced ingredients, and the menu is constantly changing to reflect the seasons. From the homemade bread to the delicious cheese platters, every dish is crafted with care and attention to detail.
One of the best features of the vineyard is its picturesque location, especially the outdoor seating area. Patrons can enjoy their food and wine while taking in the stunning views of the surrounding countryside. The scenery provides the perfect backdrop for a relaxing and enjoyable experience.
Overall, Bangor Vineyard Shed is a must-visit destination for anyone visiting Tasmania. Whether you're a wine lover or a foodie, you're sure to find something to love at this beautiful vineyard. The great wines, awesome tasty food, and picturesque location at the outdoor seating area make it a...
   Read moreThe cheese and wine tasting was wonderful. The cheese platter was yummy and we particularly liked the apricot chutney. Great wine choices which worth every penny for their quality. We bought a bottle of Pinot Gris home too. The experience during the tasting wasn't great though. There were 2 groups of customers (including us) doing the tasting which was perfectly fine. But the staff serving us would stop multiple times during the explanation to talk to other customers not doing the tasting or allocating tables for people who have just walked into the vineyard. We felt we were left forgotten and had to wait until then to get the next wine. The staff also poured another wine into my husband's half finished wine - it could have been more attentive! The 'mixed wine' got thrown away and he only got a replacement of his original half when we asked for it. In saying that, the man (guess maybe the owner) who welcomed us when we first got in was very nice and hospitable. He also checked in with us many times during our visit. We probably wouldn't come back but will definitely buy their wines from elsewhere...
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