Securing my best Roughriders hat tightly, I plunge into the trough. As directed, I wait in anticipation to experience that orgiastic explosive blast. It arrives, majestically, triumphantly as promised. Light-headed, I sift through my distended prolapsed colon, which lies limp across the floor like dead sea snake... the Great Mystery revealed!
Now, at last, the Fortune!
"Your life is full of adventure!" it reads.
Indeed it is.
Before I lose consciousness to ecstatic bliss, I catch a glimpse of the sportsball score.
We...
Read moreWasn't horrible service. Wasn't the best. Walked in no Hi or Hello or how was your day. The waitress was completely quiet. When we sat down no ask of drinks, brought menu. Didn't check up on us.
Hand the cheeseburger and fries. And the cheeseburger was just a hamburger and cheese. I could get a better burger at McDonald's. The fries had...
Read moreWe ordered from skip the dishes for dinner for two. Sweet and sour pork didn't come when it was supposed to. All other foods were bland as hell and the only thing I enjoyed was really the fortune cookie. Kind of ridiculous they forgot Sweet and sour pork but remembered to add...
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