Ladies and gentlemen, behold! A sandwich so breathtakingly gorgeous, it could hang in an Art Gallery. Who needs filet mignon or expertly crafted gourmet cuisine when you can have this unapologetically bold display of minimalist food art?
Let’s start with that bun… sorry, artisanally torched bread. The char on the top half is nothing short of revolutionary. Why settle for boring, even toasting when you can have a blackened crust that practically screams, “We don’t have time for quality control!” Truly, this is not burnt, it is caramelized to the edge of existence.
Then, we move on to the main event: the roast beef. Oh, the roast beef! Thinly sliced and glistening with… let’s call it “ambition,” the beef looks like it was hand selected from a premium vending machine. Its pale, grayish hue and delicate cracks suggest it was aged, perhaps in the back of a hot delivery truck on a 2008 summer day. That subtle sheen of sauce and mayonnaise pooling on the paper beneath? A tribute to gravity itself! It’s almost as though this sandwich knows it’s too good to stay contained.
And let’s not forget the generous smear of mayo, lovingly spread in haphazard dollops that could have only been applied by a true sandwich artisan. It gives the whole thing a surreal, deconstructed aesthetic as if the chef wants you to question, “Is this food or performance art?”
Finally, the presentation. Wrapped in Tim Hortons’ iconic branded paper, the sandwich rests gracefully in what can only be described as an artful puddle of regret. You don’t eat this sandwich, you experience it. Every bite is a mystery, will you taste char? dryness? or a burst of tepid mayo? Who knows! And that, my friend, is the genius of it.
In conclusion, your roast beef Craveable is the kind of meal that reminds us all why we sometimes skip lunch. A bold, experimental take on fast food, it pushes the boundaries of what a sandwich can and should be. Bravo, Tim...
   Read moreI have been a regular customer at this Tim Hortons branch for years, typically using the drive-thru. However, today I decided to go inside with my kids and was met with an extremely disappointing experience. The employee who took our order was unprofessional and did not meet the standards I expect from Tim Hortons.Firstly, he was hiding his name tag, which immediately felt off. When I was ordering, he repeatedly asked, "What size?" in a condescending tone, as if he was speaking to a child. This lack of respect was evident and quite disturbing. When I requested a bagel, he abruptly replied, "We don't have," without any further explanation.Throughout the interaction, he displayed a dismissive attitude, which was very unprofessional. I chose not to react in front of my kids to avoid upsetting them, but they later asked me why he was speaking to me as if I didn’t understand, while he spoke to others differently. This incident has left a negative impression on us.I hope Tim Hortons addresses this issue and ensures their staff is trained to communicate respectfully with...
   Read moreThe worker with colourful hair was so patient and kind today, I ended up being short and couldn't get ahold of my partner, and she ended up covering my iced coffee! I was going to cancel it but felt bad so I was trying to get ahold of said partner, with three impatient toddlers and just as I was taking them outside to wait for their fathers call but I was told that the worker was covering it and that I could take it, I am extremely grateful and appreciate the gesture! I will make sure to pay it forward when I get the chance to next! Thank you so so much, and also the experience I've had everytime since I discovered this Tim's has been amazing! Thank you for being great and having amazing...
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