Dahui North Korea Noodles Restaurant — Restaurant in Dandong City

Some guy fried cat fur covered onions and made me eat it or else I was going to be next. There was some weird dungeon that I got thrown into and fed rats and pebbles. They burnt a guinea pig in front of me and chopped it up. The rice was 10/10 though I completely recommend...

It started off okay but Kim Jong UN ate all the food off my plate! He told me if I didn’t share with him then he would sentence me to 30 years of hard labor😔 Even after he said he was full he continued to devour the food off my plate until there was none...

Loved the Pasta, it was superb but the barking and screeching from neighborhood dogs was a little weird. The restaurant had a cool theme of military but only the people followed the theme. How strange, anyway overall I had a fun time with my friend...