Jinye North Korea Cold Noodle Restaurant — Restaurant in Dandong City

Served as if I were the Illustrious General himself! So benevolent of his magesty to allow me, an American tourist, to get THIS CLOSE to the hermit... er... I mean BEST COUNTRY ON EARTH! The skinny servers looked starved and someone mentioned the punishment for stealing a dumpling while the cooks weren't looking was 5 years in the Gulag. Can you imagine being in North Korea and looking over at all the modern sprawl, skyscrapers, neon lights, and bustling trade the West's decaying capitalism has brought to China and just being disgusted?? Its far better to live among 1960s Soviet tenament halls and decaying rusted industrial sprawl. So charming at night too, totally quiet and dark, easy to sleep. Thats mostly due to lack of electricity and the military curfew, but hey... these are things we just accept when living under the benevolent love of our General!! Cant wait to smash the imperial yankee devils! Come get some cold noodles!! (if you can tolerate the starving staff staring with tears in their eyes as you eat them, its frankly more food than they...

Wonderful service and great food, the water even was red tinted and had a metallic taste which I’m sure is added iron! Would give five stars, but the blood stains on the carpet smelled a bit. Even though the waiters had cool uniforms and kept shouting at me in Korean, I’m sure they were telling me how wonderful the shrimp noodles are! Best...

What an amazing restaurant! The waiters looked as if they were in a trance, and they served me cold noodles with bloody chicken soup! Would give 5 stars if that guard didn't shoot at that beggar that was...