Chez Mario — Restaurant in Arles

We were beautifully greated by the amazing sexy mario. He was very happy and efficient at doing what he does. But the food was a munch. Delicious. I loved it very much, but my friend named: Hella backin, had raw meatballs in his dish. I don't know if they were actually raw, but just a bit red inside. I loved the toilets very much. Go there if you have chlostrophobia. It is a very massive toilet (and bathroom) I'm not a plus sized traveller, but Hella backin is and he enjoyed laying his poo very much. 10/10. Also on the window outside the restaurant there was a paper that mario made a foto of on his phone, he basically typed out a couple letters on Microsoft Word and made a picture of it on his phone and sent it to a friend to print it out. Which made a very blurry image that read out: "NO. CB.". I have no clue what that means but don't worry about it. Mario made me forget it by his muscles. Don't tell Hella backin. Love...

This is a FANTASTIC pizza place. While it doesn't seem like much from the outside you will be extremely happy with your pizza when you get it. The dough is fantastic it's perfectly crunchy and doest get soggy, the ingredients are very nice too. The waiter was very fast and efficient and didn't mind to make a alteration to my pizza. The prices are also very reasonable as I believe we spent €23 for dinner and I had enough leftovers for breakfast the next day. I would gladly make the drive to come back to the city just to have this pizza it was that good. The pasta was also very tasty and the noodles appeared to home made, I don't think you will go wrong with whatever you order. Thank you for...

Lovely service, fresh tasting food. The pasta (that my wife ate, as well as some neighbouring guests, had) was very good - would likely give 5 stars based on those, and if I come back I’ll try the pasta. But this is a pizzeria, so to me the pizza is very important... and it was good but not great. The base was too thick and just not the kind of amazing pizza base I’m used to in fine pizzerias in London. For this reason alone, I have to drop a star, but overall this was a good restaurant, and I suspect if I’d had the pasta I’d have...