Húsafell Bistró — Restaurant in undefined

"Babe, I'm gettin' a... woss the word I'm lookin' for...?" my ol' Dutch said to me as we sat in the restaurant with our meals. "Headache?" I suggested. "Nope." "Feeling of deja vu all over again?" "Nah." "Hot flush?" "Vibe," she said. "A good vibe. From this place." "Oh?" I said. "And why might that be, my little chocolate éclair?" "It's coz this place is called the Husafell Bistro and Husafell is an anagram of 'safe hull,' like as if it was a boat." "It's not a boat, though, is it?" "No, but if it was." "But it's not." "But if it was." "It's not, though. " "If it was, though." "It's not." "If it was." "All right, all right. What about 'Bistro'? How does that fit in with your 'good vibe anagram' theory?" "Orbits. Bistro's an anagram of 'orbits'. See? It fits in." "Orbits? What, like a satellite?" "Yes." "So you like this restaurant because it makes you feel like you are in a boat in space safely orbiting the Earth?" "Yes." "Right, right. How's your Icelandic lamb soup?" "A cubical...

This is the worst place I went to in Iceland BY FAR.

Don’t eat here. Pack your lunch and snacks in when going into the glacier.

The service is horrible. They want you to be in a group so if you’re a couple they will be rude to you and almost ignore seating you.

The people working there are not that good and have attitudes.

The buffet is disgusting.

The sandwiches are disgusting. Look at the pictures I added of my ham and cheese toasted sandwich. Trash.

There are insects all over the windows. They never clean up. Looks very dirty.

This place was a very bad experience. Unless you want fries and beer,...

We arrived at 4 pm and only got a table for after 8pm. There are 3 meals to chois from (not much and there is nothing else nearby). My meal was really bad quality meat, and the waiter was notified. She only laughs and went on with her work. 45 min later a second waiter came, she said we should have said something earlier… Meal costing 10000 ESK (about 70 USD). They even wanted to charge the meal till I had a talk with the manager. I had nothing to eat that night und this is supposed to be a...