Let me begin by saying that I have just experienced what can only be described as the single greatest achievement in human history — a chicken wrap from Jack Jordans.
I don’t use the word “perfect” lightly. In fact, I didn’t believe in perfection…until I encountered this wrap. Mere mortal hands should not possess such craftsmanship, and yet, the humble wrap artist behind the counter has defied the laws of physics and common sense. This wasn’t just a chicken wrap; this was an origami of culinary genius, a feat of architectural prowess that made me question my place in the universe.
First of all, the chicken: it was so tender, I suspect each piece was individually cradled by angels before being laid to rest in its tortilla cocoon. The seasoning? I'm fairly certain they consulted the gods of flavor themselves. Every bite was like being hugged by a spicy cloud.
But let’s talk about the wrapping. Ah yes, the wrapping. I could have thrown this wrap off a cliff, and it would have floated down safely to the ground without even a smear of sauce leaking out. I’ve seen less structural integrity in buildings. The folds were so precise, so crisp, that I briefly considered framing the wrap instead of eating it. The wrap held together like it was stitched by the fabric of the universe itself. It was as if the tortilla had been spun by the finest silkworms and enchanted to stay in pristine form no matter how I manhandled it. Truly, a marvel.
I’m not ashamed to admit that I shed a single tear as I took my first bite. My life can now be divided into two parts: Before Wrap (BW) and After Wrap (AW).
In conclusion, if there were a Nobel Prize for wrap artistry, Jack Jordans would not only win it, they would be the reason the category exists. I've included a photo of the empty container post-wrap because even in its absence, the memory of that wrap is more beautiful than anything I could photograph.
10/10. I will never eat another wrap again, for fear of...
Read moreHad a great experience at Jack and Jordans! I ordered the Doner Kebab with chips and a Cheeseburger — everything was absolutely delicious. The Doner Kebab was full of flavor, and the chips were crispy and satisfying. The Cheeseburger was tasty too, though I felt the cheese could’ve been a bit more generous.
The overall quality was top-notch — from the food itself to the packaging and presentation. Portion sizes were just right. I also got large fries, which were really good. Even the ketchup and mayonnaise stood out, both in taste and generous quantity.
The ambience was pleasant with good music playing in the background, and there’s plenty of parking space, which made the visit even better. Overall, a really satisfying experience....
Read moreRang up to order chips and gougons as a rare treat on a sat night, specified that i wanted salt and lots of vinegar afew times in phone call..come to collect it,get handed bag, seems dry and very light but i dont question it....says salt and vinegar on bag..drive it all the way home to open it up and discover a small handful of bone dry chips(im assuming the scrappings of what was left at bottom of tray), not a single drop of vinegar....absolutely disgusted. Pics doesnt show exactly how small the amount was but leets say my 3 year old wouldve been very hungry still...
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