Pizzeria Eden — Restaurant in gmina Biała Piska

I've never in my life had a bad Doner Kebab until I entered the 5th dimension of hell known as "Pizzeria "Eden". Now the term Eden is a biblical term translating to "The Garden Of God". But let me forewarn you, this is anything but that. Lets dive deeper into this rabbit hole shall we?

Okay so lets start with the menu. Typical European join serving a variety of fast foods, such as Doner Kebab, Hamburgers, hot dogs, and what they call "A Tasty Dinner", which is simply just chicken tenders and french fries. They also serve a variety of pizza ranging from 2 options of small or Large. But out of their complex menu of 11 options, not including pizza, it seems as if the only thing worth getting is a "Tasty Dinner", which I will explain next.

The Doner Kebab. Everyone in Europe has been subjected to the tasty, and delicious treat known as a Kebab. No matter where you are, what time it is, or what state you're in (physical or mental), the neon lights illuminating the sign reading "Kebab" might as well be the fire light coming through the windows at home after a cold day. Not here.... The doner kebab is a mash of disgusting (kebab?) meat topped with Ketchup. Yes ladies and gentlemen. You heard it right. Ketchup.

I don't know where the owner got the idea from, but ketchup stops being an acceptable condiment to use after you turn 18. The Hamburger deluxe is no different, with the thinly sliced hamburger meat being shoved into a doner bun and being labeled as such.

Now I've been going to this place for several months, as the owner likes to kick out any competition by calling the local authorities on anyone that dares to compete. So it has effectively monopolized the area with its less then appealing foodstuffs.

Now with it being a "Pizzaria" you would think that its flagship item would be any good? False. The X-Large Pizza feels like a small that has been rolled to increase the size of the pizza. With that being said you are left with a very thin pizza that either crumbles or is far too crunchy. By far not the worst pizza I've had but it comes close.

The service is okay, If you come near dinner time, expect to wait in line for 15-20 min. and another 10-15 min for the food to arrive. Be advised though you have a 1/10 chance of not receiving your ordered food, as the person operating behind the counter, is usually swamped with requests of 3 simple orders of the aforementioned items.

All in all Pizzeria Eden is a very poor joint of fast food establishment. Sadly I have no other options as this place has monopolized the area.

Food - 1/5 Service -...

Pizza Eden is good for one thing - a quick bite and a cold beer. If you're looking for something cheap, this is definitely a good place to eat. The restaurant is an old emptied out and renovated 5 car garage that was fitted with some tables and a couple pizza ovens. Sweltering hot in the summer and infested with bothersome flies. Nice thing about this place - it has...

The cheese they use for the Pizzas in this gaff smells like female discharge. However, you have an 80% chance of them actually making your Pizza without having to go back to the counter to remind them which is good odds to be fair. For this reason I would like to award 1.5 stars. Regards....