LOTTERIA — Restaurant in Bucheon-si

Well here it is, everbody. This is the Real Chicken Burger, aka the 리치 버거 from Lotteria. I saw some conversation about it a few days ago and figured I'd risk my life, dignity and gastrointestinal fortitude and try it. Upon inital inspection it seemed like a good deal. I'm not gonna lie, the poster looks good and at 4,900 it's not a bad deal.

Before sinking in I removed the top bun and was overjoyed to see that the thing wasn't drowning in mayo. My nostrils were also met with a smell similar to Chik-fil-a. Those of you familiar will know that, despite they're extreme religious stances, they make an awesome chicken sandwich. Unfortunately that's where the similarities ended. I knew my aspirations were doomed the minute I took my first bite. Underneath the greasy crust, it's nothing more than more oily and slimy thigh meat. I don't know what's so real about this thing because it was also freaking grey! I much prefer actual white meat and or the illusion of white meat in the form of chicken paste that you may get at other places.

The pickles, as you could probably guess, were way too sweet. The lettuce was also brown in some parts. There may have been onions on this thing. Honestly I don't know and don't care. I just wanted to choke it down, write this review and lay down.

I have...

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