Greggs – A Consideration of British Democratic Gastronomy
In the bustling thoroughfares of modern Britain, one finds a persistent emblem of the nation’s evolving culinary soul: Greggs. While it would be improper to compare this popular chain with the grand temples of haute cuisine, it nonetheless demands earnest consideration as a cultural artefact—and, on occasion, as a purveyor of modest gustatory satisfaction.
At a recent visit to a branch in Kendal (a tidy market town where pastoral charm brushes against retail ambition), I observed Greggs in full operation. Its interior is not designed to detain you—there is little comfort in the furnishings and no pretension to ambience. Instead, the customer is ushered along a well-drilled line from pastry cabinet to till, in a manner more akin to a bus depot than a bakery.
The fare, however, is not without merit. The much-vaunted Sausage Roll—a pillar of Greggs’ reputation—remains admirably consistent: encased in a buttery puff pastry that, while industrial in texture, yields with a satisfying flake. The sausage meat is seasoned with restraint and bears the unmistakable signature of mass production: not unpleasant, but anonymous.
The Vegan Sausage Roll, which caused great agitation amongst certain sectors of the press upon its release, is a technical achievement if not a culinary one. One must admire the ingenuity, if not the flavour.
The Steak Bake presented a more gratifying experience. It was served at a pleasing temperature, and the filling—though undeniably gloopy—possessed a robust, almost peppery character that brought to mind the comfort of a well-worn armchair or a cup of tea in adverse weather.
Coffee is offered, as are sugary pastries, all of which serve their purpose for the commuter, the workman, and the hurried grandmother. One does not seek enlightenment here, but sustenance—and that, Greggs delivers with efficiency and a hint of northern pragmatism.
In sum, while Greggs is no candidate for a Michelin rosette, it has succeeded in becoming something far more elusive: part of the national character. And in a world of faddish bistros and artisan excess, there is comfort—indeed, a kind of...
Read moreCalled in Newby Bridge Greggs Sunday morning 10.30 and asked for a full breakfast baguette, No baguettes was the reply but you can have it on a bun. Ok can i also have 1 bacon and omelette barm and two bacon barms, Sorry no Omelette was the reply so i asked what my full breakfast bun consisted of. Bacon and sausage was the reply, but without the egg that isn't a full breakfast is it i replied. No omelette was the reply. Ok then i will have 4 Bacon barms , 1 chicken slice, 1 white coffee and one white tea. I got 1 bacon barm, 1 chicken slice , 1 coffee and one tea. Could i please have my other 3 bacon barms, but you said four bacon was the reply. Yes but 4 bacon barms not four slices of bacon. Got in the car and drove off to find the chicken slice was stone cold and no milk in the drinks. Priceless. You pay peanuts and get monkeys. Employ staff who know what they are doing GREGGS and not second guessing what a customer has ordered and pay them a decent wage so they have a teeny bit...
Read moreMy wife asked for two bacon sandwiches one well done with tomato sauce as she cannot stand fatty bacon was told it was told it was just how it came, not so at other Greggs we frequent meanwhile I asked do a warm cheese and bacon twist which another lady had just removed from oven. But no let’s serve the one that’s been sat there longer which I refused emphasising I had asked for a warm one the same thing had happened two weeks prior and I had let it slide. If your business model is to serve only cold food then advertise that fact . As as shop owner I fully appreciate how difficult it is to get staff but they’re still getting paid to do a good job I won’t even mention the attitude you need to get a...
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