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Why, oh why do we put ourselves through this experience every time. They say that to repeat an action expecting a different result is madness, and so it has been proved. Again. We are mad. It is official. We like the concept of Vintage Inns but too often have been let down. We have had 4 complaints resolved in our favour over the years with vouchers to entice us back, but after Saturday night, the madness must end. So no more. Ever. As the attached images demonstrate the startling prices in no way reflect what is delivered (and this cannot be laid just at the door of the Crooked Chimney - they sell the same poor value food as all the other Vintage Inns). Chicken schnitzel and chips £15.25. Really? No other accompaniments at all - surely a small side salad wouldn't be amiss at that price. The picture shown is just minus one obligatory tasting chip. Pie - 'better' value at £13.75, but with only 6 small pieces of chicken and a very empty dish, not much value. And I do have to reserve special mention for the carrots which managed to come out with a texture of dead flesh - remarkable. Black Forest Flower Pot - £8.50! One scoop of blackcurrant sorbet (surely some mistake - should be cherry?), a pile of chocolate syrup and some soil. Far too sweet and far too expensive. Luxury bannoffe pie - £6.95. All crust and cream, hardly any 'banoffee' so difficult to tell how luxury it was. But I need to give balance. Our server was wonderful. She was patient, had a great sense of humour and could not be faulted. Perhaps someone should ask her opinion on the value of what she serves? And I do ned to point out that the desserts came free of charge thanks to a Vintage Inn offer - it would be churlish not to mention this, I feel. But this was a night to forget rather than an evening to remember. If you are going to charge such eye-watering prices, the food should be pretty good. But it is not even close. With a curry and rice at £17.95 (the local Indian restaurant would charge £11.00 and I bet they might do a better job), there is no wonder that there were many empty tables on a Saturday night at the rather pleasant Crooked Chimney pub. So we are mad no more. Just sad that these nice pubs think so little of their customers. We would suggest a rather urgent rethink should be on the cards.
Ian CoxIan Cox
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A great shame, really. I sat in the car park, reading the Google reviews, before deciding that I’d just bloody give it a go, despite all the comments below. Enjoyed the atmosphere upon entering—absolutely meticulously renovated, an open fire burning at the entrance, and a well-presented bar. The staff, however, lacked the tact that would be commensurate with the appearance of the venue. Uncouth, outlandish and overwhelming interactions between them were at odds with the refined, stylish and classy venue. But that is not the worst part. I figured, it's a Tuesday evening; I have nowhere to be... why not order dinner, starting with an entrée, and make the most of it? The menu itself, and its (high) prices, seemed to appeal to the aforementioned qualities of the venue, so expectations were set well. I ordered a prawn and lobster cocktail to start, and the menu's foremost chicken dish to follow. I regret that I spent far too long thinking, "Oh, this must be a strange British-tasting prawn," while eating far more than I should have, until realising that what I was in fact consuming was completely raw prawns, sitting on a bed of terribly outdated iceberg lettuce. Meanwhile, while I left the unfinished dish sitting, waiting for a member of staff to, at the very least, clear my meal—or perhaps even enquire of its satisfaction—I was completely unaware that my forthcoming main was clearly sitting under heat lamps from the moment my starter was served. That main consisted of, conversely, rather overcooked chicken, covered in a warmed and wilted leaf lettuce, accompanied by the most undercooked chips I have ever been served in the UK. Lucky the staff weren't interested in my enjoyment—they spared themselves from an extended lecture, which I instead present now in the form of this review. I left with haste. The extra star is for the (albeit limited) phone coverage that enabled me to keep in touch with my friends to relay my experience live in the action.
Ruby FosterRuby Foster
00
We have been here quite a few times for pizzas. Today we decided to try one of their Sunday roasts. We ordered adult and children’s roast dinners. We were very underwhelmed by the adult roasts when they were served. We ordered two of the trio roasts at £15.95 per meal. Each meal had three roast potatoes.....yes, just three each! The children’s portion at half the price also had three. We were given one small slice of turkey, half a slice of beef and the tiniest piece of pork belly I’ve ever been served. Literally a mouthful of pork and beef and they were gone. Our ten year old even said “there isn’t much there is there” We were served the vegetables in a separate bowl to learn this was to share...one piece of broccoli to share, one parsnip each and the rest was made up of courgette, red onions and peppers. Again very underwhelming! I did ask for more potatoes and more vegetables because I felt for the price it was not value for money at all and I knew it would not fill us up. Even with the extras, unfortunately we didn’t leave full and satisfied with the meal we had purchased. The Yorkshire puddings were quite cold too. The quality of food is good, there just needs to be more of it for the prices they charge. In my opinion £16 for a roast dinner needs to be fulfilling. I’ve added a photograph and I think most would agree that there isn’t a lot of food there. This is before I asked for extra and before I knew we were expected to share the vegetables. Due to the disappointing experience we did not purchase desserts and went elsewhere instead. Such a shame really as the staff are generally great and we like the pub. We just won’t be returning anytime soon.
KatyKaty
10
Very disappointed. Evening meal and a first visit for my husband and I. He had the chicken and mushroom pie which looked large when it arrived but was actually mostly pastry. I ordered the burger from the rather limited vegan menu which should have come with a salad but I asked to add a side of chips. It was a dry and disappointing burger, no side salad but TWO sides of chips! We had to ask for cutlery, no serviettes, and when I asked for salt I was told it was in the top of the salt/pepper pot. It was empty. Thank goodness we have a gourmet club card that saved us 25% or like some other diners there, we would have been complaining. We won't be back, attention to detail guys.
Travelling TastingTravelling Tasting
00
I had been on an errand with a Friend and his wife and we had passed the Crooked Chimney and had jokingly commentted, that it would have been a nice stop for a Sunday Lunch if we hadn't been passed Lunchtime already! On the way back from our successful endeavours we agreed that we should stop for a reward drink, and to take in the perceived picturesque ambiance, so we turned around and had our drink and took in, said Perceived ambiance. So it turned out that it was, as picturesque on the inside with a friendly service to match the warm atmosphere and interiors. So we enjoyed our drink, I enjoyed my portion of chunky chips and will certainly return for the Sunday Lunch!
R. WR. W
00
Lovely 3 course meal for Valentines Day, the food was very tasty and the waiter even helped to carry my flowers to the table. We also enjoyed the musician who sounded great!
Amy JenningsAmy Jennings
00
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Auberge du Lac

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Cromer Hyde Ln, Lemsford, Hatfield, Welwyn Garden City AL8 7XE, United Kingdom
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Traditional pub in former 18th-century farmhouse, with log fires in winter and a summer beer garden.
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