McDonald's — Restaurant in Aurora

I tell ya, I went to this McDonald’s the other day—took so long, I had to shave twice before I got my food. I ordered a burger and fries… thirty minutes later, I thought they were aging it like a fine wine. The fries were so cold, I asked if they came with a scarf.

I get no respect, no respect at all. I said, “Can I get a hot meal?” They handed me a McFlurry. I said, “That’s cold too!” They said, “Well, we’re consistent.”

The drive-thru? More like the stay-thru. I’ve had relationships end faster than this line moved. I saw a guy in front of me grow a beard. A lady behind me gave birth. I just sat there questioning my life choices and whether I could survive on ketchup packets.

By the time I got my food, my stomach filed a missing persons report. The burger was colder than my ex-wife’s heart—and let me tell ya, that’s saying something.

This place is so slow, I asked if they were sourcing ingredients from the moon. Do yourself a favor: if you want food fast, just build a time machine and go back to when this McDonald’s actually had hustle. If not, pack a lunch—you’ll still be hungry by the time...

Ashamed to say, one of the absolute WORST, McDonald's in the country! I grew up with McDonald's from the glass & chrome drive in days when it was honestly a treat to go out to eat at one. Aurora's store is a sad testament to how far the once best have fallen. Case in point: Their new promotion promises "Fresh Made When You Order"- TOTAL LIE! My chicken nuggets were obviously held at least 20 minutes precooked under a warmer before being shoved in a bag and palmed off to me. Being barely warm, tough and dryed out flavorless yellow lumps. Several days later I again gave the Aurora McDonald's another chance and ordered the signature Big Mac. This abomination was put together with cold cooked meat patties, a slice of unmelted cheese and lettuce that wasn't even completely drained. How'd I know about the lettuce? When I tried to pick up the sandwich, the bottom bun was soaking wet! THE FACTS ARE- "McDonald's Lies about Fresh Cooked to Order!" Save your money,Drive on by this McDonald's in Aurora Nebraska! Eat...

If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to age in real time, just place an order at this McDonald’s. I’ve waited shorter times for shipping containers from China than I have for a 10-piece nugget here. Every visit is like a test of patience, character, and digestive willpower.

After a solid 30 minutes in the drive-thru, I was finally handed a bag of what I assume used to be food. Lukewarm fries that tasted like they gave up on life. A burger so cold it could’ve come with a frost warning. The soda? The best part—and even that was only half full.

This place runs like they just discovered McDonald’s yesterday and decided to give it a go with no training, no urgency, and possibly no employees. If you’re looking for a fast food experience, this ain’t it. If you’re into disappointment, long waits, and cold regret sandwiches, welcome home baby.

Do yourself a favor: drive to literally any other McDonald’s or just eat a granola bar in your glove box. It’ll be faster, warmer, and significantly less...