In the dim shadows of South Lee Hwy in Cleveland, TN, Quick Burger stands as a testament to a town divided. A haven for those clinging to antiquated ideals, this establishment mirrors the backward, banjo-playing echoes of a bygone era, a place where progress is shunned.
The patrons, a peculiar assembly lacking in education and dental hygiene, gather in this enclave of stagnation. It's a debate whether their state is a result of inbreeding or a chemical concoction reminiscent of "Breaking Bad." My guess? A sinister blend of both, creating a peculiar tapestry of genetic misfortune.
The staff at Quick Burger wear masks of faux amiability, their vacant stares revealing a detachment from reality. The colossal figure manning the order window exudes an air of aggression, a paint-chip-fed gorilla issuing commands in an incomprehensible drawl, leaving bewildered patrons in his wake.
The offerings on the menu resemble uninspired sack lunches, reminiscent of school cafeterias in their lackluster appeal. Overcooked burgers on lackluster buns, accompanied by generic chips or crinkle-cut fries, exhibit a consistency only in their mediocrity.
Located in the forsaken realms of "The bad side of Cleveland," Quick Burger resides in a zone the town attempts to erase from its memory. Trailer parks, condemned houses, and rampant crime paint the backdrop of this culinary outpost – a haven for those who have surrendered to the darker facets of existence.
For the asking price, I would counsel any intrepid diner to traverse a bit further north, where Inman Street serves as the dividing line. On the north side lies civilization and safety, while the south harbors all that is dark and disheartening in the world. Quick Burger, a testament to a town's struggle to leave behind its...
Read moreBest Milk Shake in Cleveland. One of the few good old fashioned Mom and Pop Hamburger Joints left in the country. I hope some of our younger folks either have experienced places like the QB or at least educated about how big a part of American Culture they have been. These places we took for granted are endangered species. In my opinion we take steps and our government spends tons of money protecting endangered wild life and im all for protection of our animals and just like them these Diamonds in the rough should be protected also to preserve the American way of life. I dont personally know the Quicj Burger family, im sure they're delightful people buy i bet you its not still operating because of wheel Barrow loads of cash they are taking in. I hope it is profitable for them and im not gonna be asking to look at their books but if the books get painful to read they're should be an Avenue for them to go to to preserve the American way of life so maybe a handful of kids of this generation that has been deprived of being taught things such as citizenship, American Pride and Exceptionalism. We can't blame our youth for what government employees who are protected with a license to be stupid and make our kids even dumber but we can damn sure get rid of the method that destroys and hides what we used to stand for. Wheeeeew! Forgive me,go grab a good burger and some...
Read moreThis is a walk-up, order and eat in your car restaurant. They do have a couple of picnic tables in the front. I ordered the double cheeseburger basket, it comes with the burger, fries and coleslaw. It costs right under $13. It took about 15 minutes to get my food after ordering. But the were pretty busy. The cheeseburger was very good. I would really recommend the double if you are hungry or a big eater. The fries are a large order. They came out hot and salted perfectly. The coleslaw was alright, but really needed salt and pepper because it was pretty bland. Overall a really good meal. I would recommend trying this place if you are in the Cleveland area and wanting a...
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