Toasty Goat Coffee Co. — Restaurant in Columbia

Many goats I have known, some goats I have owned.

As for the beans from which this humble brew was sewn,

This Toasty cuppa Goat ranks in a class all it's own,

Boutiquely Barista'd,

The answer to the average Contra Bean,

This ain't Juan Valdez, this a revolution: Slow-roasted Sandanista.

Nannies and Billies ain't kidding,

Burnt toast free, No Tepid brews to tease ya,

This Warm n toasty Goat guaranteed to please ya,

Top shelf bean,

A brew so Divine,

No need for cream.

Artfully roasted and skillfully toasted,

From one Goat Herder to another,

Beam me up Biscotti,

Slow roast sensation,

Whip up that cream, dairy demonstration

Mocha-Multiplication,

Like a stimulus check for the mouth:

Pure Tasteflation,

(the Folger Chairman "Bean Bernake" knows interest is rising)

Don't want bastardized Italian to denominate cup sizing?

Fed up w/ franchised crapp-achino that sucks?

This quaint Caprid watering hole is worth the weight of 1000 Starbucks,

Flavor Capo's in the can? Looking to get sprung?

Let this Goat percolate a drop on your tongue,

Seattle Franchised sowers got you bitter 'bout the bean,

This goat be-a bronco, gave Howard Schultz the buck,

Venti's run home, between legs tails tucked,

Juan Valdez challenged this Goat to a wager,

Juan lost his shirt, Folgers Took out a second Mocha-gage,

This Goat banked the beans, and foreclosed on Maxwell's House

Makin Folgers Look Farrel,

Das Cappachino? Toss the Keurig,

Heavenly brews can't be hurried,

Sit back, relax, have a bite of toast,

Good beans come to those who wait...

No parking, no seating, PAPER STRAWS.

Parking is such an issue every business around this place has had to post “Parking only for customers of…” signs.

The shop itself is nice, if you can find a place to sit. If, like me, you find yourself with no where to sit, you can always walk across the street and sit in the nice Wendy’s. It’s a lot more quiet at Wendy’s too. Just make sure to buy something there.

Paper straws… They use paper straws here. If you aren’t familiar with the “taste of virtue”, paper straws taint the taste of the beverage with the taste of cardboard and they fall apart.

Even if you run across the street and change the straw out, the damage has been done and the beverage still tastes gross from the straw.

Please at least give the customer the option on if they want to join the virtue signaling culture or not. Personally, when paying a premium for my beverage, I’d like the option of not.

I probably won’t choose this spot again.

All this being said, the employees are always friendly and the place seems to be family friendly with options for kids to be entertained.

I’d consider returning if they figure out the parking issues and ditch paper straws (or at least put...

Ok only took off one star because you can't hear them call your order when it's done. So, please get a system like maybe a beeper or perhaps bring items to table or maybe an intercom? Next reason off a star is hardly any parking and then employees yelling to us all about not parking in front of the other business or we will be towed. Hmm, I love being yelled at when I'm relaxing with my coffee. Not sure about fixing parking but maybe just let people get towed. Lol Ok, to the good part. I loved and I mean LOVED my coffee!!

Best coffee maybe I've had since going to Hawaii for their best flavors. I ordered the natte latte which has cashews in it somehow. Magic? Delicious for sure. I got the grandma's cookie. I'm looking around to see where my grandma is because this cookie was seriously delicious. The chocolate chunks alone took me to heaven and back. I love the plants everywhere. Ok! Loved it but again please stop yelling about parking. That's twice in 15 minutes I've been scolded and I'm not parked over there in...