3/9/25âMy first night at this amazing houseâGUYS, I am floored! Who owns this place? Because they have definitely been blessed by Jesus himself. One day, I need to afford not just one but many houses like this. This has to be at least a $2 million house. But anywayâŠ
Letâs get to the real crisis at hand: my husbandâs coffee addiction. Heâs basically a coffee narcissistâpicky, dramatic, and completely incapable of functioning without a high-quality cup. So my first mission of the day? Find a place that serves coffee early in the morning.
I Googled, and a gas station café popped up. Reviews? Terrible. Service? Questionable. Vibes? Unclear. But I thought, why not? So I started my journey, walking in the morning heat, jamming to Michael Jackson, feeling the ocean breeze on one side and the Everglades air on the other. It was a moment.
About ten minutes into my walk, I spotted the gas station I had seen yesterday. Then, I noticed a sign: "Cuban Something." Oh boy. I had already read on Google that this place was awful, but I was already there, so⊠I took a deep breath and went in.
I did a quick scanâsized up the employees, checked for hot food (none, just pre-packed to-go items), and finally decided to try their coffee. I ordered one beef empanada and two croquetas de jamĂłn because, you know, when in Miami⊠but in Key West !đ
MarĂa took my order, and another lady made the coffee. No "good morning," no smiles, but listenâthis is not a five-star restaurant. Nobody is working for tips. Itâs a get-your-essentials-and-go type of place. Honestly, I respect that.
Now, letâs talk about the Spanish situation. I love practicing my Spanish, but for some reason, when I speak it here, locals think I sound Mexican. Back in my home state? They swear I sound Colombian. My accent is apparently a mystery.
Would I recommend this place? If you want quick, no-nonsense Cuban coffee and snacks, yes. If you expect customer service that will hold your hand and whisper sweet nothings into your ear? Absolutely not.
Oh, and the bathroom? Didnât see one. But I can guess why they donât offer it freely to travelers. If you really need to use it, just offer some moneyâcash makes the world go 'round, and letâs be real, youâll probably leave it cleaner than you found it. Also to the side of the establishment there is a seating area . Treat the birds with respect Final verdict? Itâs a gas station kind of place . This should tell all , but itâs a gas station with Cuban coffee next door . Thatâs good...
   Read moreI really like cafe cubano, thereâs quite a few reviews talking about âbad serviceâ and whatnot, but in the simplest form, this place is an in and out quick and easy very yummy cuban cuisine inside of a gas station. Delightful empanadas, highly recommend, just quick and...
   Read moreWorst place ever! The cashier lady is very rude and she pushed me out of the bathroom line, saying she has to go first because she works there. Iâm a cancer patient and due to my treatment I needed to go. Racist also, she asked us where we were from....
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