Cabos San Lucas — Restaurant in Jasper

⭐ If I could give 0 stars, I would—and then start a support group for everyone who survived this nightmare.

Cabos San Lucas in Jasper? More like Cabos Can’t-Serve. The chips tasted like they were one step away from becoming fossils, and the salsa? I’ve had better tomato water out of my garden hose. I’m pretty sure the chef thinks seasoning is a type of meditation because there was absolutely none of it.

The tacos looked like they’d been thrown together by someone who hates tacos, then slapped on a plate out of spite. One shell was soggy, another was half empty, and the meat? I’m still trying to figure out if it was beef or some culinary experiment gone horribly wrong.

But nothing prepares you for the bathroom. Walking in felt like stepping into the aftermath of a natural disaster. The smell hit me like a punch to the face—somewhere between a swamp, a landfill, and regret. I swear, the toilet paper was crying for help. If bad smells could win awards, this bathroom would have a trophy shelf bigger than the owner’s hopes for this place.

Honestly, I think the owner’s business plan was to see how quickly they could ruin Mexican food and human dignity in one spot. I left hungry, offended, and questioning all my life choices that led me here.

Do yourself a favor—run, don’t walk, far away from this dumpster fire disguised as...

Best to stay away. The two stars are for the cold modelo on tap, though they use mostly plastic mugs. Guacamole is the consistency of cool whip and is served in a styrofoam dish. I ordered the carnitas tacos and they were mostly inedible because the meat was hard and greasy. I mean un-chewable. They are served with cilantro and onions mixed together so you can’t adjust the proportion of these. No lime was served with it, much like the modelo. My wife ordered a combo with tamale and tostada. The tamale was buried in a mostly flavorless red bean and ground beef mixture that was bizarre. The tostada was buried in a bagged ice burg, cabbage, and carrot salad mix and a ton of sour cream. I won’t even talk about the beans and rice, as they had zero flavor and not even a sprinkle of cotija cheese. The service was unremarkable to the point that our server did not know what a tamale is. The ABC store is next door. We could have taken the $42 that we spent for two people, picked up a couple of bottles of Tito’s and gone to a friends house to get black-out drunk with them, instead. Maybe next time… The number of 4-star and above reviews is misleading and we were duped, for sure. God help the people that...

Food was good but it doesn't make up for terrible, terrible service. My wife asks for something and the waitress never came back. My wife then flags another waiter down and he wouldn't even stop to talk to her, he kept walking and was yelling across a table asking what we wanted. He said he would go to the kitchen and check on the item and he also never came back. Then the next time we see our waitress she is bringing us our check and has taken upon herself to add gratuity into our overall total. The thing that made me mad is she tried sliding it in. At the bottom of the check it clearly said "Gratuity not added." So I did the math on our food and she had added in $10 that didn't belong. When we went to pay I told the guy at the register that the total was off and that since our waitress took it upon herself to try and cheat me out of money, I wasn't going to leave a tip either. At that point he calls the waitress over and said, "these people said you don't deserve a tip just to let you know." He never asked why I felt this way or what was wrong with the service, instead he decided to single the waitress out and try to shame a customer. I'll never...