I want to like this place. The atmosphere is great, the staff is fantastic, but the menu is nothing but challenge and difficulty. I don't frequent here, but I've paid a good number of visits (maybe 20-25) over the last twelve years, and I've tried a variety of things, but absolutely everything is subpar, save only the tacos they do on Tuesdays.

The pizza they make has a specific sauce recipe with way more sugar than it needs. I don't care about that for health reasons, but it really ruins the pizza as a whole. Burgers taste weird. Not quite the same insufferable weird as what you'd get at mcdonald's, but the fact that they're comparable makes them a sure-to-avoid part of the menu. The nachos aren't BAD, but it's just stuff tossed together straight out of various ingredient packages. Could make the exact same thing at home for about a quarter of the price.

I'm probably going to upset a few people with this, but the fish is also hard to swallow. The corn meal on it isn't bad, buuuuut that's pretty much the only nice thing I can say.

Despite an overabundance of grease, EVERYTHING is dry.

I seriously want to like this restaurant. It always smells great, everyone's smiles are sincere - customers and staff alike - but every food item I've had in twelve years is just bad, and the menu is a minefield of "oh, that sounds good this time" that is impossible to order later.