Taco Bell — Restaurant in Lee's Summit

Well hello there, hungry taco lover! So, you want to know what I think about Taco Bell tacos? Let me tell you, my friend, they are out of this world. And by "out of this world," I mean they're probably from another dimension entirely.

I'm pretty sure Taco Bell's tacos aren't made with real meat. I mean, have you ever seen meat that looks like it was extruded from a Play-Doh machine? And don't get me started on the "cheese." I'm pretty sure it's just orange goo that's been sitting in a vat for months.

But you know what? I don't care. I don't care if my taco filling is made of soy protein, sawdust, or unicorn tears. When I bite into a Taco Bell taco, it's like a party in my mouth. A weird, slightly uncomfortable party, but a party nonetheless.

And let's talk about the shells. They're like the crunchy, crispy exoskeletons of tiny, delicious bugs. Except instead of bugs, it's just... I don't even know what it is. But it's good. So, so good.

Now, I will say that Taco Bell's tacos have a bit of a reputation. Some people say they give them... gastrointestinal distress. But let me tell you, my friend, that's just a myth. Sure, you might have to spend a little extra time in the bathroom after eating a few dozen tacos, but that's just a small price to pay for such culinary bliss.

So, in conclusion, if you're looking for high-quality, authentic Mexican cuisine, maybe go somewhere else. But if you want a quick, cheap, and delightfully bizarre taco...

Doors were locked to the lobby at 1115. Someone let me in and said they lost the keys but the lobby was open. After my food was prepared no one called my name out. Just set the bag on the counter and walked away. As a few other patrons and myself sat down to enjoy lunch the kitchen staff started screaming and yelling and laughing. Which was fine for the first couple of minutes but then it got worse. They started cursing at each other and making sexualy explicit comments to each other. After that two of them started barking at each other and if that wasn't enough one or more started singing at the top of their lungs in a really terrible opera attempt. There is clearly no adult leadership here. These kids have respect for the customers. I rarely leave reviews but this was absolutely absurd! I get....its taco bell...ran by teenagers but there has to be at least one adult to control the asylum! Never going to that...

I took my first bite into my Bea. Burrito with extra red sauce and extra cheese and immediately knew I had made a powerful enemy. The extra red sauce didn’t just coat my tongue—it declared war on it. My sinuses cleared, my ancestors whispered warnings, and for a brief moment, I think I was briefly projected into a dimension where Taco Bell is worshipped by all.

Halfway through, the burrito attempted a daring escape...oozing out the side with a lava flow of cheese and sauce. I caught it just in time, but not before my hands became a crime scene of delicious destruction. Napkins were useless. This was finger food by force, not by choice.

The final bite? A test of willpower. I felt victorious, yet humbled. My taste buds were forever changed, my stomach both grateful & mildly concerned for the future. But would I do it again??? Absolutely. 5/5 stars, would dance with the...