A Hero in Pepperoni Armor: Brian, the Domino's Pizza Delivery Guardian
As the clock struck midnight and hunger gripped me like a ravenous beast, I dialed Domino's Pizza in desperation. Little did I know that this ordinary pizza delivery would soon transform into a life-altering event, with Brian at the center of it all.
Brian arrived at my doorstep, delivering a box of piping hot salvation. However, fate had other plans. Before I could comprehend the danger, I found myself face-to-face with a situation. The air thickened with tension as danger unfolded, threatening to shatter the fragile calm of the night.
Suddenly, out of the pizza-scented mist, Brian emerged as my unlikely savior. With the agility of a seasoned ninja, he thwarted the impending disaster. His pizza box, once a vessel of cheesy delight, became a shield of valor as he deftly blocked a projectile aimed straight at me. It was as if time itself slowed down, the world standing still in awe of this pizza delivery maestro turned guardian angel.
Brian's eyes gleamed with determination, his commitment to the safety of his customers unwavering. With a pizza-fueled kick, he incapacitated the assailant, ensuring my safety and the sanctity of the precious pizza in his care. The assailant, now defeated and disarmed, slinked away into the night, leaving behind a trail of pizza crumbs and shattered villainous aspirations.
Brian, my pizza paladin, not only saved the day but also managed to keep my pizza intact – a true testament to his unwavering dedication to customer satisfaction. As he bid farewell, I couldn't help but feel an overwhelming sense of gratitude for the man who turned a mundane pizza delivery into a cinematic spectacle of heroism.
I love Brian he's the best and...
Read moreWhile Domino's is not necessarily my favorite pizza, it is still good and it is consistent from location to location. They have upped their game over the past three or four years, so it is better than it was. The availability of coupons often makes their prices very attractive. I like the option for thin crust and they have very convenient and reasonably uncomplicated pickup logistics. Given those advantages, we indeed order from our local shop a few times per year.
The latest decision to get something from Domino's came from an amazingly good coupon we received that allowed us to get a 5-topping pizza on thin crust for $9.99. We added feta and spinach cheesy bread to our order to bring our total to just $18 (savings of $10 over normal price). We were able to get three meals for two people from this. And it was actually rather tasty, as the thin and crispy crust makes a huge difference for me.
Our local Domino's is decent by Adrian standards as far as service is concerned. A big part of that is because their system has obviated a good deal of the human interactions necessary before technology. It has also made somewhat less prevalent (not eliminated!) the chance for human error. The ability to order a pizza on-line from them, the option to track the progression of the completion of the order and the "I'm here" availability on their app typically makes the five- or six-minute drive for pick up efficient and easy. While I'm not as favorable toward chains (they're just not as much fun), Domino's is better than most and we'll continue to patronize it on occasion as we've done...
Read moreRidiculus Prices:
Fun fact, if you order a pizza in Adrian, it will cost 81% more than in Saline MI.
Try it out for your self...here is an example (used today with the 50% off online order:
Saline - 16" Brooklyn Style Deep Dish, Extra Cheese, Pepperoni, Italian Sausage, Sliced Italian Sausage, Beef, Philly Steak, Ham, Bacon, Salami, Premium Chicken, Cheddar Cheese, Extra Garlic Parmesan White Sauce = $13.93 Before Tax.
Adrian - 14" Brooklyn Style Deep Dish, Extra Cheese, Pepperoni, Italian Sausage, Sliced Italian Sausage, Beef, Philly Steak, Ham, Bacon, Salami, Premium Chicken, Cheddar Cheese, Extra Garlic Parmesan White Sauce = $15.25 before tax.
Remember Adrian only has the 14" so taking that into account...
Pi X r^2 = Area of a circle 14" = 615.75 sq. in. $15.25 / 615.75 sq. in. = $.0247 per sq. in. of pizza at Adrian.
$.0247 per sq. in. of Pizza at Adrian.
16" = 804.25 sq. in. $13.93 / 804.25 sq. in. = $ .0173 per sq. in. of pizza at Saline
Difference: $.0247 - $.0173 = .0074
Different / Original = % Difference .0074 / .0173 = .4277 or
That's 42.77% MORE EXPENSIVE!
I've contacted the manager and they were quoted as stating, "I believe our prices are fair and competitive for our location."
I don't believe a 25 mile difference should cost %42.77 more. In fact, there's a tiny little town in the U.P. of Michigan that costs the same as Saline. There are no excuses for Adrian and their prices.
Do yourself the favor and get your Pizza delivered from a branch that isn't trying to scalp...
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