Hill Top Tavern — Restaurant in Morocco

The land of milk and honey. The hilltop bar is by far the most insanely incredible bar i have ever been to! The women are goddesses from above and the beer is sent from thor himself. Magical things transpire here every single forsaken night. The food is fit for an Egyptian pharaoh and the atmosphere is filled with the aroma of incredible fantasies. Betty whites ghost frequently takes shots of fireball. You leave with more money than you came with and any regrets in life come here to die. An AMERICAN BALD EAGLE nests on the roof every year. The melons are supple and the cans round. This is where you belong, come...

I'm a severe alcoholic with manic depression and degenerate gambler, so i know a thing or two about dive bars. I frequent this establishment. It even made it to #1 on Indiana's top meet-up spots for tinder at one point (you and my doctor are welcome) Every bartender I've met here is an angel made entirely of love and cream. Would highly recommend playing free pool on Wednesdays and bringing enough $ to pay my tab that night. Would've been 5 stars if they had a condom machine in...

Place is amazing, I drank a beer with the ghosts of (Honest) Abe Lincoln and George Washington, we had great conversations and every time we took a shot a bald eagle past and made a pterodactyl kuuuu kahhh sound. Pretty sure the lord and savior himself Jesus Christ showed up for a shot or two. I 14/10 recommend this place. And they have...