The Mystic River Cafe — Restaurant in Town of Diana

A beautiful gem in a seemingly drive-thru town whose rating is merited, not by being average, but by the discrepancy between characteristics. The portions for the egg dishes were not large, as other reviews state, but seem on par with others for the price. Their pancakes we saw others order were huge! The food was delicious, not a typical greasy spoon diner. The service was not good. There were a variety of standard table items, like ketchup and jelly, that were not on the tables; you had to ask for them. Never once did the waitress offer to refill my coffee, despite business being slow and me turning my coffee mug handle out to signal it was empty. They got my order wrong, but fixed it quickly. I was able to write this novel of a review because of how long it took for them to pick up my card and tab. All in all, cute and delicious. Just make sure you ask for everything you want at the beginning...

First timer! 2 out of 3 anyway. A mere suggestion about its location on the river with a water view was enough to go try them out. Menu was burgers, fish, fresh steamed clams, pizza, salad and appetizers. No alcohol. Outside seating was with sturdy expanded metal type tables and chairs, on a wood deck in good condition. No umbrellas. That was ok. Inside was warm, a little too much for us and it was a beautiful day with some rain in the forecast, which did arrive just as we were leaving Service was good, friendly server, knew the menu well based on a few questions we asked. Food arrived timely and hot. Check ups were timely and adequate. Food was very good. Burger was fresh beef. Pizza was a good crust, well cooked on top and copious amounts of toppings for what was ordered. Prices were fair and as expected. Fun place to go relax, get a good meal and watch cars and the rapids...

This restaurant came recommended to my family and I. We ordered a large pepperoni pizza, a calzone and a side of fries. This is the worst $34 we’ve spent in a long time. Our pizza was soaked with grease, crust had zero flavor and sauce was not good. The calzone May have been huge in portion but it lacked in flavor. The calzone was also packed with grease. We ordered mild sauce on the side. When we opened the container it looked like cheese sauce. It tasted like melted butter with a hint of hot sauce. Again grease came in to play with the French fries. Instead of crisp they were chewy and packed full of grease. I get that fast food like pizza will have some sort of grease but this was beyond terrible. No one finished their food and it went into the trash. Really gross and I would never recommend and...