NoWhere Pub — Restaurant in Town of Fredonia

K, I think we might need to be a little more reasonable here... it’s not a 5 star bar. It’s just not. It’s probably one of the better ones for 15 miles around though for sure. Sadly that’s not saying a whole lot. If you’re not a regular, you can expect some super fun stares... Some of the bartenders are amazing! Some are... well, not. Fridays BOGO all the way till 7:00 is worth it. Good house dice rules. Pretty meh slots. Pool table. Nice deck. Cheap. Reasonably clean. Though some of the folks in there might make you feel like maybe the wife, female coworkers, or daughters should stay away. That’s all, just a little rough around the edges and kind of stand offish group can be there from time to time. Not sure why that is. Don’t really get it at the other local dives... Here, you’re gonna get it. lol. Still, cheap, clean ish, nicer than it looks from the outside, keeps me coming back.

They don’t take cards.

In 2019, where you can literally just set up an iPad, they don’t take cards. 5% more? Fine. But I’ll leave thirsty before I pay to get my own money from a box on the wall because some guy needs to avoid paying tax on 100% of the transactions. Or whatever the reason is for not taking cards. Today it’s easier to manage than cash and people clearly spend more when it’s not cash only. I just don’t get it. We only go here half as often as we should because after you convince people to “come all the way out there”, after they find out they have to hassle with cash, it’s unlikely they’ll love it. Then I’m stuck going “all the way out” to their bars. lol. Sigh. I’ve been to a bunch of places that just make cash cheaper. Gas used to be that way for crying out loud. 25 cents more a drink? Fine. I can have a couple and still come out ahead instead of paying the ATM fee. Just take cards and police the guys that might of had one too many a little better and the place would overflow with new faces.

Now it almost feels like you need a membership card and a wad full of cash to enjoy yourself. And then you really have to make sure if you’re with any women, that they’re ummm, "safe" I guess? I’m not some dingaling that thinks women can’t fend for themselves... but almost every time here, something happens that makes them want to leave. Happens never ever at any other bar ever around these parts, but here, it has a higher than I’d...

Nowhere was wonderful I’ve never seen someone give so much love to birds there’s ducks there’s turkeys there’s a big boy named baby bird I think is maybe his name he wears hats one hat is a turkey trucker in hate is a turkey cowboy he’s a butterball he’s white and very friendly. He likes to listen to the radio let’s all pool in and get him a better radio with a better station. The lights are good there’s ducks, there’s a lake you can look at the bartenders wonderful the pizza was very good and the people are very friendly. They have ouchtunes and also a bluetooth speaker that you could play things from.go for the drinks stay...

Great daily specials. 3 to 5pm seems to be their busiest time most days, before the farmers have to go feed cows and milk, so they have specials during the times most other establishments don't. Good priced frozen pizzas and hot pork rhinds. Most beers are 2...