The Thirst Parlor Saloon — Restaurant in Wyandotte

Ordered pick up and spent $75. I’m honestly shocked that this place doesn’t have more 1 star reviews in regard to the food. I ordered nachos, everything was separated into containers and the chips alone in a styrofoam container. I shared a photo because it’s just kind of unbelievable. I literally had to make my own nachos when I got home with everything which is wild. I’ve ordered so many nachos from so many places and never had to do this. They also forgot the meat with it, so I had to ask for it and I get bland unseasoned undrained ground beef in another styrofoam box that also leaked grease all over the inside of my bag with another box and condiments and is now all over my coffee table. Ordered a bbq bacon burger, and got no bbq at all so I had to ask for that. Ordered a child’s burger with fries (it literally says it on the menu so this wasn’t even a request) but we got chips instead, so I had to ask them for the fries it came with. Taste wise, none of us can finish any of it. Nothing had any seasoning at all. Whoever made this food had to have just heated it up and that’s it. I can tell the chicken cordon blue meat was not fresh and possibly was frozen. It was definitely not deep fried like it looks online, and the bottom of the entire chicken had weird black charred specks and chunks stuck to the bottom that smelled so bad like old charred food. So I’m like 90% sure it was heated up on a flat top that wasn’t even cleaned after he cooked whatever else was cooked on it prior. It left a really bad taste in my mouth and even after washing my hands, my fingers still smell like it from pulling it off. Wish I had taken a photo but I didn’t even think about it and just tossed it. The burgers also seemed like they were unseasoned frozen patties. Neither my husband or toddler would eat them. I even tried the fried pickles and had to spit it out. My son said the chicken tenders tasted weird. Oh and not to mention, last but certainly not least, I found a long dark colored hair on one of the containers, stuck to the side of it. I’m just astonished really. And it’s a bummer because we are like 1 minute away and were really looking forward to this place, but it’s a no for us. Just the entire experience of having to ask repeatedly for items missing from the order and then having to make part of it myself and we can’t even eat it because it tastes so bad, plus the hair. Just wasted $75 to fill...

The service sucks asked 3 times for a drink and denied asked for a carry out twice and ignored the service is the worst I have ever seen close this place and save the community the headache!! Well came in again to expect things to be better. Well it got worse!! No keno dead place and still took 30 minutes for a carry out if the cooks wasn't so busy outside than doing there jobs maybe service would be better sad excuse for a bar the management needs to really think about how they are attempting to run a business they have failed miserably!! Well with them losing keno now I definitely feel like if and different owner doesn't take over this place will close soon everything is going down hill don't know what's up with owner but it's not good...

If you're a fan of a great Bloody Mary, look no further. Nikki, the bar tender is such a doll! She's engaging, a pleasure to speak with and makes really great drinks. She's definitely a strong asset.

Our waitress was fantastic, unfortunately I never caught her name, as we had a huge party. Despite that I felt the service was just as stellar as it would have been if we had been a less demanding table of 4.

The food was outstanding! Pickle pizza sounds gross, right? Wrong! If you like pickles and feta with a touch of meditation flavor, trust me, you'll love it! The nachos, spinach dip, fried pickles...all excellent. I will have to return for dinner, the appetizer portions were huge and I was stuffed. Will...