On paper it looks very good, but the reality was a little underwhelming. Firstly the miniatures weren’t exactly miniatures, but scaled buildings. Mostly cast plastic or concrete. Most standing shoulder height. They were spread too far apart and it was a bit of a walk. We didn’t see all of it and thankfully left to eat.

Only the restaurant was open for food, but what a treat. Admittedly I only had the burger, but it was really tasty (recommend not having the sauce as it’s laced on). My son ate most of his breaded chicken with little effort from his mum so it must have been good. My fiancée and her parents seemed to enjoy theirs.

Onto the ice creams. Mr whippy only in a small size with a cone! No flake. Had to have as a sundae. Tasted good.

Soft play was tiny, but my 2 year old son really enjoyed it. 10zł for an hour 20zł for all day. Free if the person is on their lunch break like this time. We left the money on the tin though.

We walked up to the boats and zorbs, but these weren’t suitable for his age. Also a small area and crowded. I imagine lots of queuing on a peak day. They do use timers for turns. Better than the one in Gt Yarmouth that changed the zorbs to the side and made it impossible to move two steps without being tugged back and falling over.

Then onto the inflatables. There was a good selection and he really enjoyed himself. The Polish children were mostly careful around my son when they knew he was there. A couple of overly zealous boys breaking the rules and jumping on tunnels when he was trying to crawl through. The children are better behaved than in the UK and a credit to their parents.

The gift shop was truly full of absolute tat. Don’t send your kids here with any money for souvenirs. They’ll feel obligated to buy something and come back with a bookmark from the 80s that changes the scene when you twist it.

I can’t really comment on the prices as a similar thing in the UK would be 3 times the price.