Land's End — Attraction in Sennen

Land’s End is where mainland Britain runs out of both land and ideas. It should be a place of raw, untamed beauty — the last wild gasp of the island before it dives into the Atlantic. Instead, it’s essentially a motorway service station someone hurled off a cliff.

You arrive via a road flanked by gorse, cows, and a rising sense of dread. The lanes shrink until you’re certain your car’s about to become Cornish origami. Then, just when you’re wondering if you’ve made a terrible mistake, you emerge into a vast… car park. Because nothing says “edge of the world” like a well-marked bay and a man in a hi-vis waving you towards spiritual disappointment.

There it is: Land’s End. Majestic cliffs, ancient granite… and next to it, a gift shop selling novelty fudge and Union Jack shot glasses. It’s like finding a Poundland glued to the Grand Canyon.

Of course, you’ll want to see the famous Land’s End signpost — the one with the distances to New York and John O’Groats. That’ll be 10 quid, please, for the privilege of standing next to it while a grumpy man takes your photo and a gale rearranges your hair into something Victorian. Or you can loiter five feet away and take an illicit selfie like a renegade, knowing you’ve defrauded The System.

The visitor complex is a marvel of anti-climax. There’s a small “experience” centre, which somehow manages to include a 4D cinema, a Wallace & Gromit attraction, and a general sense that the apocalypse will begin with a poorly maintained animatronic sheep.

If you thought coming to the furthest tip of Britain would mean escaping mass consumerism — think again. You can buy Cornish tartan oven mitts, commemorative teaspoons, and postcards with jokes about cream teas and flatulence. There’s even a man selling toffee apples that double as medieval weapons.

The cliffs, to their credit, are still dramatic. Stand there long enough and you might briefly forget the man behind you discussing his camper van’s fuel economy at volume. Look out to sea and there’s nothing but Atlantic. It’s the kind of emptiness that makes you reflect on the futility of existence — or, at the very least, your decision to pay £8 to park next to a cliff.

The food offerings range from “overheated Greggs” to “gastronomic hostage situation.” You can buy a pasty the size of a small cannonball, which has likely been under a heat lamp since the Iron Age. Tea is served in cups that whisper the memory of warmth. If you ask for oat milk, they stare at you like you’ve asked for plutonium.

And then, the seagulls. These are not birds; they’re winged debt collectors. Hardened veterans of the snack wars. One will distract you by looking adorable, while another dives in and surgically removes your chips. You’ll blink and your lunch is gone, and the gull is halfway to Newfoundland with it.

Occasionally, there’s entertainment — Morris dancers, brass bands, someone dressed as a Victorian lighthouse keeper playing the spoons. It’s unclear whether this is scheduled or just something that happens when the mist rolls in and the staff get bored.

And yet… despite the tat, the overpriced pasties, the faint sense that you’ve stumbled into a failed dystopian theme park — there’s a weird charm to Land’s End. Maybe it’s the sheer absurdity of it. Maybe it’s the wind, battering the nonsense out of you. Maybe it’s just that you’ve come all this way and refuse to admit you’ve been mugged by geography.

So go. Stand on the cliff. Contemplate the vastness of the ocean. Watch someone lose their bucket hat to a gust and chase it into legend. And when you’re done, buy yourself a magnet that says “I went to Land’s End and all I got was a philosophical crisis.”

Bring waterproofs. Lower your expectations. And hold onto your snacks like your life...

I recently had the pleasure of visiting Land's End, the southwesternmost point of mainland England, and I must say it was an absolutely unforgettable experience. As one of the most iconic landmarks in the United Kingdom, Land's End lived up to its reputation, offering breathtaking views, captivating history, and a sense of awe-inspiring beauty that left me spellbound. Here is my review of this remarkable destination.

First and foremost, the natural beauty of Land's End is simply awe-inspiring. The dramatic cliffs, towering over the wild Atlantic Ocean, create a magnificent backdrop that takes your breath away. The rugged coastline, adorned with picturesque rock formations and hidden coves, provides endless opportunities for exploration and photography. Whether you're standing atop the cliffs, gazing out at the vast expanse of ocean or wandering along the coastal paths, you'll find yourself immersed in the sheer splendor of nature.

The Land's End complex itself is well-maintained and offers a variety of attractions and activities to suit all interests. The Visitor Centre provides an excellent introduction to the area, showcasing the rich history and heritage of Land's End through informative exhibits. I particularly enjoyed the 4D cinema experience, which brought the local legends and myths to life in a truly engaging and immersive way.

One of the highlights of my visit was walking the famous Land's End Trail. This scenic coastal path winds its way along the cliffs, providing unparalleled panoramic views of the surrounding landscape. The trail is well-marked and suitable for all levels of fitness, offering opportunities for both leisurely strolls and more challenging hikes. As I made my way along the path, I couldn't help but marvel at the beauty of the rugged coastline and the sheer power of the crashing waves below.

For those seeking a more thrilling experience, Land's End offers the chance to try out various outdoor activities. From zip-lining and rock climbing to archery and the iconic Aerial Studio, there's something for everyone. These activities provide an exhilarating way to immerse yourself in the stunning surroundings and make lasting memories.

Moreover, Land's End boasts a selection of restaurants and cafes, offering a range of dining options. I treated myself to a delicious Cornish pasty while enjoying the mesmerizing views of the coastline. The gift shops and boutiques also offer a variety of locally sourced souvenirs, allowing you to take a piece of Land's End home with you.

Overall, my visit to Land's End was an extraordinary experience that exceeded all expectations. The awe-inspiring natural beauty, fascinating history, and multitude of activities make it a must-visit destination for any traveler. Whether you're an outdoor enthusiast, a history buff, or simply someone who appreciates breathtaking scenery, Land's End has something to offer you. I left this enchanting place with a renewed sense of wonder and a deep appreciation for the remarkable beauty of the United Kingdom.

So, if you're planning a trip to the UK, make sure to include Land's End in your itinerary. You won't be...

My four star review for lands end (land mark not the hotel)is an essay, sorry!

I didnt stay in the hotel hence why i didnt give a star rating on the rooms.

Firstly the carpark. Its very spacious with plenty of spaces and you have the option to purchase a parking online prior to arrival although at the time of our visit (mid august) the system was down so we had to chance it and arrived shortly after 10am with only a few spaces taken. The car park is chargeable at £8 for a full day and less for an afternoon albeit don't have the option for morning.

As we came to Lands end on a bit of a whim we forgot to make pack lunches or even drinks.. therefore we ended up eating the Lands end Kiosk which was obviously pricey. I purchased a sausage roll, three cheese burgers, one beef burger, two portions of chips and two 500ml of soft drinks this came to just short of £50. We purchased these items to eat because there wasn't much choice as they hadn't cooked any pizzas, hot dogs or chicken burgers on a Friday dinner time and didnt look like the staff had any intention of cooking them either. There was a guy setting up a BBQ but wasn't quite ready when we were hungry also there is a restaurant to go to but we didn't visit this so cannot comment, however would highly advise picnic or a supermarket trip before hand.

We purchased the Lyonesse package for the four attractions on lands end which included miniature golf, 4d cinema, Greebs farms and the Aaark tour the prices are clearly stated at the visitor centre and purchasing the Lyonesse package was the best value for money albeit it was £78 for a family of four. The 4d cinema experience is excellent with moving seats, misting of water and you feel your in the film although it only lasts for around 15 minutes or so. Miniature golf is also excellent definitely one of the best we have visited with 15 holes and the amount of decorations, props and lighting - if nothing else i woild visit this if its up your street. Greebs farms is small, compact but its has a lot of different animals for the size of the farm and the animals look well cared for. chickens do roam on the walking path so dogs have to be on a lead at all times and there was a sign about the chickens pecking so keep children close. Aaark experience for me was ok with some cool props and information but thought it could do with a bit more of something.

All attractions exited through the gift shop (standard!) so take that into account.

We visited on a beautiful sunny day and the veiws were something else plenty of people walking around with dogs and pushchairs as everything is wheelchair/pushchair friendly except the park with having a pebble floor although if you venture off its quite hilly.

I would definitely come back here and bring the dog with me and have a wander off around lands end as we mainly stuck to the main trail.

Ive added pictures of the landmark and attractions minus the 4d cinema experience as we only managed to...