Escobar Farm — Attraction in Portsmouth

Meh. An older, balding gentleman singled us out and asked us to move our vehicle because it might be in the tractor's path. Fine, no big deal. But when I pointed out that others were triple parking and trapping vehicles in, he huffed and said he couldn't do anything about it because "couldn't see it." When we came out of the corn maze, there were several vehicles parked where ours was. And yes, the man was still standing there watching the parkers.

We also presented a "$1.00 off" coupon from their website, which was promptly refused because it wasn't printed. They also wanted 25 cents for a printed map. Obviously, I can't speak for them, but if it were me, and I really couldn't accept a mobile coupon from my own website, I'd throw in the map for the guest's troubles.

The pumpkin patch is also just a field where they clearly dumped pallets of pumpkins out of a box. They didn't even hide the boxes.

We thought we'd have a nice time, but the nickel-and-diming ended up souring our experience. Corn maze is nice, but we don't think...

Horrible experience today at Escobar’s. Drove an hour to the farm , then after waiting in line for 45 minutes we finally purchased our tickets .....had to wait in another long line for the hay ride... finally almost ready to board the wagon when the worker was very rude, complaining about her job and then said sorry it’s full and this is the last ride. It was 4pm! Then said ok no I’ll be back for one more ... me and my family decided great we will wait. Waited another 20 Mins for her to come back ..... when she arrived back she and her boss informed us the bday party they had was actually boarding the wagon and we were not able to take the hay ride we had purchased tickets for?! Wait what? After complaining we finally received our refund and left with my toddler and disappointed 11 year old. Wasted our Saturday in lines ...... their hours online say 6pm!!! Why would the last hay ride take place at 4:30pm? Poor customer service, limited activities, and a waste of time. We will take our family and money back to silverbrook for...

Cornmaze has been something I always wanted to do. Unfortunately I chose this for my first experience. It was so lame. Not festive at all. "Hay ride" was an empty wagon. No bales of hay no pumpkins nothing. The pumpkin patch was absolutely pretty much none existing. Had very few pumpkins and what they did have were smashed. The wagons they supplied to transport the pumpkins if you were lucky enough to get one we definately a safety issue with broken wheels and side rails. Definately not kid friendly. Oh and the corn maze...wow...thought there might be some type of festive scarecrows in and throughout or some type in of educational theme...nothing....would have been nice to have questions asked at each turn like who supplies the countries most corn left for one answer right for another. Very very sad....and to charge money to top it off was absolutely so...