Ewok Park — Attraction in South Jordan

This park is such a neat concept; a huge area with plenty of spaces to hang hammocks and do what I normally associate with hammocks, relax. Unfortunately, relaxing is definitely something that DOESN'T happen here. We have gone multiple times and every time are surrounded by scores of middle school and high school kids yelling and screaming and basically doing what everyone did in high school. Listen, I get it, it's fun to go hang out with your friends at the park without your parents and let loose, but unfortunately it ruins the experience for anyone else who is there to read or relax. If you just want to go with a large group and chat/play games this park is for you. If you want to go and relax, read a book, or nap I wouldn't...

I came through the park on my AT-ST hoping to keep the local Rebel scum from breaking into my shield generator, and a bunch of these little bear-looking creatures made a huge mess of things. They took down the hammock poles and used them to trip me up like I was walking on marbles. The whole experience was terrible, but it seems like a decent...

It's a hammocking park where, funny enough, there are no shades where the poles for the hammocks are. There's also an aggressive swarm of wasps on the water fountain and the HOA does not do anything about it. The water fountain is leaky, which also attracts more wasps. Other than that, this...