Pee and Flee: That is all my wife and I wanted to do the morning after we were given this room.

I have pictures of every detail that I will describe in this review.

First the good. The front desk personnel were delightful. I was given a sheet to fill out for my car registration and the lady behind the desk saw me squinting to read the form. I forgot my reading glasses in the car and she cheerfully offered her own glasses to me. I was touched and very pleased with this person's intuition and thoughtfulness. Little did I know that this was just a little minion guarding the gates to Hades!

I was given the last room available because of all things it was the Saturday of Jimmy Buffet's concert and every room was booked. I twinged at forking over $244.00 but circumstances dictated that I must. After all this was a "resort".

At first glance I thought that the old, worn, furniture in the lobby was quaint and a touch of the "old" days...but then.....

As I entered the door leading to the hallway to my room, the concrete was literally crumbling beneath my feet. I thought...hmmm....perhaps a little patch work could be done here....

But hey....what's a little need of a concrete slab repair.

Then...we opened the door to our "Ski to your door room"

Only the cast members of "Naked and Afraid" would have dared commit to spending a night in this room. It was August 23rd somehow we had the first snowfall...oh..that was screen on our television set!

They said that there was a panoramic view leading to the private veranda. I wish I could've seen it ...but I couldn't..the streaks of foggy like substance on the veranda door window- from top to bottom -prohibited this amenity...I would've washed the windows myself except the streaks were INSIDE the double pain window.

When I pulled the sheets down... the bed the mattress had divots. Upon inspection it was found to be the mattress springs. Undoubtedly this mattress had made hundreds of people feel like the victims of the Spanish Inquisition. The pillows felt as if they were filled with cotton balls and gauze!

The clock was blinking on 12:00 am... a sure sign....that this was the doppelganger of Hotel California!!!

We were able to FIND a plug in the wall to plug in the coffee pot...it needed to be put on the cigarette hole, burned carpet, because there was no end table to place the pot.

The bathroom was very plush...it even had running water...the drain however was corroded and rusty...and the water that we put into the coffee pot...well it took several minutes for the cloud to disappear. There wasn't a towel rack to be seen.

After 8 hours of blazing sun from the Jimmy Buffet concert were we plopped on the bed just to view brown mold-like stain streaking on the ceiling tiles.... fortunately we were so tire we both passed out.

We woke up early the next morning...looked at each other and the only words that came of our mouths simultaneously...was...let's pee and flee.

I would have contested the amount of money spent on this dismal lodging facility...but I felt that I would definitely get heaven points to let fellow unsuspecting travelers heed a warning.....avoid this place at all cost...you might NEVER leave.

This is a true story and I have pictures to document every detail!