Be warned, brother. This park is not for the faint of heart. It's a place where the wild things roam. It's a place where anything can happen.
The trees are so tall that they'll put your eyes out. The flowers are so colorful that they'll make your head spin. And the birds are so loud that they'll make your ears bleed.
And don't you dare forget about the ducks and geese, brother! They're some of the wildest things in the park. They'll quack at you, hiss at you, and even chase you if they smell your fear. But that's what makes them so much fun, brother! They're a challenge, and they're always up for a good time.
But if you're not up to the challenge, then you better turn back now. This park is not for the weak, the faint of heart, or the easily intimidated. So what are you waiting for? Come on down to the Toisnot Park and see if you've got what it takes...or don't. I don't care. But if you do come, be prepared to face the...
Read moreI past this park for a whole year on my way to school and never stopped. Today, i have time to eat peacefully so i wanted to go somewhere equally as peaceful. I wanted to go somewhere with life! There are benches, tables, and grassy picnic areas, and play areas, and a beautiful bridge! Birds were chirpping and squirrles were scurrying and geese were honking and a single duck quacked! There was a breeze and beautiful trees! All these things lived in harmony until the fly nation attack.... They were everywhere! The buzzed my face. The landed on my food! They swarmed my bag! Everywhere! I sought refuge on the bridge where the breeze was too strong for their puny wings and ate my...
Read moreI really enjoyed my visit to this park! The walking trail is nice and clear, perfect for a peaceful stroll. The dog park is a great addition, and it’s always nice to see friendly people and their pups out enjoying the space. The playground is also great—well-maintained and perfect for the kids. You can feed the geese for .25¢ there’s a machine that will give you bread crumbs🪿There’s also a skate park 🛹 However, the bathrooms are definitely not maintained well, which was a bit of a letdown. Also, for some reason, the heat was on in the bathroom, even though it was like 80° that day. Despite these issues, it’s still a lovely spot to relax and enjoy...
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