Quinn's Hot Springs Resort — Hotel in Plains

What's cooking? You are when you get in these natural Hot Springs. 😉 Cooking in a good way, that is. Sooooo relaxing. They have seven different hot pools and a map that shows you real time temperatures for each pool. One of them is a cold plunge. It is really cold to me. Watch out, there may be shrinkage. 😄 lol. I suggest you try it all, though, because I read up on some things online, and the health benefits for the hot and cold plunges sound pretty great. We stayed overnight here and it was very nice. Comfortable rooms and clean. They give you giant plush warm robes because you'll be walking through out door spaces and through a tavern to get to the pools. Don't forget to bring shoes to slip on and out of. There's a bar at the pools so you can have drinks while you soak. Plus they have this cool water proof bracelt that gets you in and out of your room and other building and also you can use it to charge food drinks etc to your room. That way you don't have to carry around your wallet. So neat that they seem to have tought of everything you may need for convenience sake. 👍 There's a two drink only, per customer for safety. The heat 🥵 🍸 🍹 makes the alcohol go to your head faster so be careful and drink a lot of water. They provide water and sometimes they will bring a tray of water around to people, so you don't have to get out. There are lockers, dressing rooms and showers so you can change easily there if you don'thave a room. The pools are open to the public for a fee until 5 and then it's only over night guest that can use it till it closes at 10 ish. I wasn't paying a ton of attention to the clock because the stars in the night sky while I floated on my back, had me so relaxed and mesmerized. The food in the restaurant was excellent and the breakfast in the tavern was so good also. I love this place. I think you will too. The staff are all so friendly and seem to really love where they work. 😉 pool...

STINKY! The pools are SULPHUROUS. I didn't see that anywhere when I was looking into booking, but it sure is stinky and hard to get out of your hair, even after showering twice! I would have been prepared better had I known ahead of time, so I am putting it here to inform others.

The front desk staff that I encountered were professional and friendly!

The pools were remodeled and they look wonderful. We loved hanging out in pool 3 the most. The showers were nice but that swimsuit wringer thing might be a little bigger, everyone doesn't wear bikinis and there are a lot of plus sized people nowadays.

They don't pay attention to detail here, though... Attaching a photo of a disgusting light on the ramp up to the pools from the parking lot. BTW, there is only ONE handicap spot here where there should be two.

We had the cheapest canyon cabin (pet friendly one), because that's all they had left when we went to book it. I wish we could have had a better one because it was hard to sleep with the REALLY LOUD air conditioner. It was very humid so we had to have it on. The train is also loud when it passes. We heard it at least twice.

The rooms DO NOT HAVE INSIDE LOCKS or DEADBOLTS! I did NOT feel safe in there adding to the inability to sleep well.

They knew we had 4 people staying, but they didn't give us coffee supplies for 4 people. There were only two packages and not enough cream and sugar.

The bathroom had fixtures falling out of the wall, they really need to fix that. The worst thing is that the shampoo, conditioner and body wash were WATERED DOWN. It doesn't work, people! If you add water and shake it, yes it'll work for a day. But two days later, it SEPARATES! We got almost only water out when we took our showers, and can't shake the bottles since they are attached to the wall.

Charging hundreds of dollars a night to WATER DOWN stuff?!?

SHAME ON YOU!!! ...

Quinn’s Hot Springs Resort – A Retirement Paradise with Booze on Tap

Let me start by saying that Quinn’s Hot Springs Resort might just be the closest thing to heaven—if heaven had a “must be over 60 to enjoy” policy and a liquor license.

The cabins? Oh, they’re spectacular. Think rustic luxury meets HGTV dream home. I stayed in one so cozy, I briefly considered faking an illness just to extend my trip. The beds are comfier than a retirement home recliner, the views are like a Bob Ross painting, and the ambiance is so peaceful it feels illegal. 10/10 on the cabin game.

Now, let’s talk about the pools. They’re gorgeous—steamy little slices of paradise surrounded by Montana’s majestic scenery. But the real attraction? The sheer volume of senior citizens living their best lives in these waters. It’s like the world’s happiest AARP meeting. You’ll see them lounging, soaking, and occasionally competing in what I can only describe as a passive-aggressive “who’s been coming here the longest” contest.

And the booze? Oh, Quinn’s has that covered. With the resort selling alcohol, the pools quickly turn into what can only be described as a senior spring break. Nothing says “relaxation” like a hot soak and a cold drink while Herb and Doris debate who drank the last vodka tonic.

Pro tip: if you’re under 50, prepare to feel like a lifeguard at an adult swim. But don’t worry—after a couple of poolside cocktails, you’ll fit right in. Bonus points if you can hold your own in a spirited debate about the best RV brands.

In conclusion, Quinn’s is a delightful mix of stunning scenery, luxurious cabins, and a pool party hosted by your grandparents’ cooler friends. If you’re looking for relaxation with a side of rowdy retirees and a splash of alcohol, this place is your jam. Just don’t expect to leave without hearing someone’s knee replacement...