The Inn at Plantation’s no ritzy uptown haunt, but it ain’t some flytrap either. Clean rooms, soft beds, no bedbugs (I checked closer than a gumshoe at a poker game). For sixty smackers a night? It’s a real bang for your buck, especially with a free breakfast that won’t poison your gizzard.
Now listen here, my first two visits? Slicker than a greased weasel in a rainstorm. The dames at the desk? Class acts—friendly, sharp, and snappy like a new pair of suspenders. But my third time? That’s when the jalopy lost a wheel.
I asked the desk gent—nice enough mug—if I could shack up in Room 102. It’s my go-to: close to my flivver, easy on my bum knee and hip that pops like a champagne cork on New Year’s. Room’s empty, I can see it, but he hits me with a polite “no” and slides me the key to Room 206. Second floor. Long hallway. Stairs. You’d think I asked to borrow his mother’s pearls.
Room 206? Looked fine till I turned on the shower and got hit with a water show wilder than a gin raid. Soap and lotion? Enough to open a beauty parlor. Shampoo? As absent as a dry bar in 1925. Back to the desk I go, and the poor sap behind the counter looks more lost than a teetotaler at a speakeasy. Eventually hands me keys to Room 204.
204 had a working shower, but the shampoo bottle looked like it’d been sampled by every Tom, Dick, and jazz man in town. Desk had enough burn marks to make a cigar lounge blush. Still, the bed was cozy and the room was cleaner than a preacher’s Sunday shoes.
Breakfast was no feast at the Plaza, but it filled the tank: powdered eggs, sausage, oatmeal, yogurt. And hey, it was on the house—what’s not to like?
Avoid Room 102 though—that one’s mine. (Kidding, see? But seriously, keep your mitts off.)
All jokes aside, it's a good, clean place to stay—affordable, comfortable, and generally reliable. Just a couple hiccups this time with a busted showerhead and missing shampoo. Nothing major. I'd stay again. A Little Roaring Rhyme to Top It Off:
At the Inn where the jazz cats would rest their heads, You’ll find clean sheets and budget-friendly beds. The shower might sputter, the shampoo half-spent, But for sixty bones, you’ll feel heaven-sent.
So park your flivver, tip your fedora low, And dodge Room 102—that’s my bungalow. For a night on the lam or a sleep on the sly, It ain’t the Waldorf, but it sure...
Read moreNeeded a place to stay while my home is finished being updated. Place is very clean and well kept. Beautiful lobby, dining area and conference room. I wish they never filled in the pool but it's still a really peaceful hotel. I love that my vehicle can sit 5 feet from my door. Plenty to eat close by. Cheap Laundromat close by. The owner is very kind and knew what he was doing when he picked his employees. Everyone here is very accommodating. Cameras near stairwells for your safety. Church across the street. They didn't charge me extra for each of my kids. Nice shaped tub with jets for relaxing. Tub and shower are one solid peice so no moldy hiding spots. Mini fridge has small freezer. Microwave. Coffee maker. Toaster in the dining hall. Free coffee all day in the lobby. Love it here
Oh also would like to say I've been here a week and there are absolutely no bed bugs. The person below we reviewed either lied, maybe the person prior to in that room had them. My room is spotless. Carpet very clean. Linens sparkling white. Beds very comfortable. Every employee is gracious. As well.. the rooms are not outdated. They look like nice rooms. Granite counter. Cherry colored furniture. Idk if people are expecting the ugly gray scale modern look. This place feels like...
Read moreTo start off I HAVE to stay here exstensively for work. Cons: We stay here for weeks at a time and there is a day and night shift. We cannot get the hotel to clean our rooms daily without night shift having to be woken up and vacate the rooms. So if you want towels you have to take them downstairs and have them switched out or leave them outside of the door next to your full trash cans. Good luck having clean sheets or getting your carpets vacuumed regularly unless you want to do it yourself. The breakfast sucks, unless you want to eat cold cereal and instant oatmeal or toast/bagels or honey buns or cinnamon rolls. Sometimes there is bananas. The closest restaurant is only good for sit down breakfast, unless you want to go to Weston. The front desk is moderately helpful but not by far. The Internet sucks and is almost always down. You can't call it high speed if it doesn't work at all. Pros : Soft beds, decent cable TV and microwave/fridge...
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