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Girley, Fordstown, Co. Meath, C15 P83R, Ireland
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Farmaphobia

Girley, Fordstown, Co. Meath, C15 P83R, Ireland
4.4(312)
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4.4
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3.0
2y

Came last night for the fist night in years, haunt 1 was absolutely fantastic, they where all good but defiantly none as good as the first, however we bought our tickets for 10:15 (not even the latest time available on the website) and we went straight to the first haunt and went straight from one to another until we had them all done, planning on getting some food when we finished and sit at the dj. however, we where rushed through the haunts, meeting staff members as we where walking to them telling us to go straight to the next one when we get out, a couple of the actors in the haunt itself asked a 'are ye the last ones?' the corn maize haunt had alt of actors missing where you could see where they where stood in the corn but when we went round they where no longer there. in clown town there a lot of the jump scare boxes where empty coming up to the final stages. when we finished we did the escape room, which was ok a wee bit pricey for what they where book good effort made! coming out of the escape rooms, everything was closed there was no dj, no food, photo booth was closed but a nice man opened it for us to get ours, i feel that if your selling tickets for 22:15 then when you get there for that time you should have time to avail of the different things available, and especially not be getting the short end of the stick in haunts missing actors etc. I'm very disappointed with that aspect as it wasn't a inexpensive outing, although the haunts are defiantly worth the price when you are spending money like that you should be able to enjoy the place as a whole without missing out on major aspects. asides from that the actors, and the effort that went into it was fantastic! and everyone was lovely and very friendly, just next time id advise to go earlier as the actors seem to drop off too early for the...

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3.0
3y

This event has SO much potential. There is clearly a lot of effort placed into the attractions/decorations and it's unique to find such a large scale scare event here, so it's really disappointing to read people writing similar reviews to last year's reviews about overcrowding and too many people being allowed in to the scare attraction at the one time - yet nothing was done this year to prevent these issues. The owners of the event should really listen to paying customer's feedback and take this on board. Some people are travelling for hours to attend the event and don't expect the experience to be negatively impacted by groups of young people shouting silly things during the event and keeping their phone lights on etc. The website states that those aged 13 or under must be accompanied by an adult and sadly this isn't the case as we spotted lots of young children with just slightly older children accompanying them in large groups. I just think everyone could enjoy the experience better, young and old, if smaller groups were able to access the attraction and longer breaks were taken between placing groups into the attraction. Otherwise it does feel like a fast conveyor belt of customers all pushed through quickly, in order to make optimum money. Scare attraction 1 was really, really good - lots of thought...

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4.0
1y

I have to give credit to them. Farmaphobia is SO WELL MADE. Some of the sets are very impressive and there is so much creativity that has been put into these sets. The actors I can tell love what they are doing and when I went in 2024 there wasnt a bad one in the bunch. Each one was really good. And the actors all look amazing.

I do have some issues with the place. For one the ques were RIDICILOUS. We would be waiting 30 minutes just to get into one. Now this isint really there fault since they have no control over it but my god. Prepare to wait a while. At least they keep you entertained with music and actors coming to scare you. Another issue I had is I feel like it wasnt that scary as it was advertised. There were skme parts which made me jump and maybe even scream however it wasnt as scary as I thought it would be.

Also some of the groups will be way to close to you meaning you can see the scares a mile away. Also I feel like the tickets are a bit on the expensive side. I dont think its mad expensive but it is sort of not really a price I would pay. But overall its a really fun experience and if you wanna get scared with friends...

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Glen FordeGlen Forde
First time visiting farmaphobia. Queues were very bad, felt like being in a cattle market. The scares were ok, but because there are so many people we were aware of the scare from the people in front before we got to it. The puddles were everywhere and ended up soaking from head to toe as it was lashing rain. I don’t think it’s worth 35 euro each. I had teenagers with me who also said it wasn’t that scary. There was one man that was amazing at his job, very scary and kept banging his head off walls 🤦🏼‍♀️ He had a bald head and was like a zombie. He deserves a pay rise. I will add a photo of him as he truly is amazing at his job.
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keith sherwinkeith sherwin
Great place for family & entertainment At farmaphobia . A must visit 👍
Peter McDonaghPeter McDonagh
Very well run event. Went with son and w friends. One of whom was terrified at times but actors noticed so didn't try and frighten her. All very happy to pose for pictures. Sets made well. Queues weren't bad at all. Make sure you aren't wearing white runners... it is a farm you are going to
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First time visiting farmaphobia. Queues were very bad, felt like being in a cattle market. The scares were ok, but because there are so many people we were aware of the scare from the people in front before we got to it. The puddles were everywhere and ended up soaking from head to toe as it was lashing rain. I don’t think it’s worth 35 euro each. I had teenagers with me who also said it wasn’t that scary. There was one man that was amazing at his job, very scary and kept banging his head off walls 🤦🏼‍♀️ He had a bald head and was like a zombie. He deserves a pay rise. I will add a photo of him as he truly is amazing at his job.
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Very well run event. Went with son and w friends. One of whom was terrified at times but actors noticed so didn't try and frighten her. All very happy to pose for pictures. Sets made well. Queues weren't bad at all. Make sure you aren't wearing white runners... it is a farm you are going to
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