Fish & Chips — Local services in London

In order to eat here you have to be a mind reader, your skills have to be more advance than Derren Brown ! The place is never open when it says it is. It’s like Russian roulette will it be open will it not ? Who knows. The owner opens occasionally to inflate his ego by talking to anyone that will listen, although no one is interested they just want chips. Although they have good chips it would be nice to taste them a little more often but the Elon Musk of the chip world is far too busy to open. Make sure not to tell your kids you are getting them chips as they maybe sorely...

I ordered fish and chips and some sausages for the kids. There were two tiny bits of fish in the heater when I walked in and that was my portion when I got home. When I looked at them they were burnt in the bottom.

I can’t believe anyone that wants a customer to come back to their business would serve such rubbish. They cannot have served those tiny bits of fish without realising they were burnt so I simply will...

Had an excellent meal here! The calamari was tender and perfectly cooked, the rotisserie chicken was juicy and full of flavor, and the burger was delicious with a great balance of flavors. The portions were generous, and everything was served fresh and hot. The staff were welcoming and attentive, making the whole experience enjoyable. Highly recommend for a tasty,...