Tent Campers Beware: Prepare for the Wildest 'Survival' Experience of Your Life!
Oh, youβre a tent camper? How quaint! Well, buckle up, because this place is less about camping and more about dodging RVs the size of small countries. Iβve been coming here for over a decade, and let me tell you, it's like watching a train wreck... in slow motion... every year. For what they charge, you'd think they'd have their act together, but nope! Reserving a spot? HA! That's rich. You might charm your way into a little patch of land, but don't get too comfy β someone else probably sweet-talked them better, and next thing you know, youβre wedged between two RVs that double as party buses.
Speaking of parties, bring earplugsβno night security means the 20-person, "letβs get emotional at 2 a.m." group next door is YOUR problem. Bonus points if they start sobbing about their exes while blasting karaoke. Managementβs solution? Nada. Theyβve got rules, alright, but they seem tailor-made for their convenience, not yours.
And if you think the Inn is an escape, think again! Want a room during the renaissance faire? Hope you're okay with waiting in line... behind the ghosts of people who reserved 20 years ago. They basically have to die before you can even think about getting their spot. So, if you enjoy zero sleep, maximum frustration, and management that shrugs at your complaints, this is your dream getaway. For everyone...
Β Β Β Read moreππ Casa de Fruta: A Delicious Delight in the Heart of Nature's Bounty! π³ποΈ
Welcome to Casa de Fruta, a charming oasis nestled in the picturesque landscapes of California! ποΈπ
This delightful destination is a paradise for food lovers and nature enthusiasts alike, offering a cornucopia of fresh fruits and delectable treats. ππ
Indulge in a wide variety of locally grown fruits, from juicy strawberries to sweet cherries, picked at the peak of ripeness. ππ
The rustic charm of Casa de Fruta is complemented by a bustling marketplace filled with artisan goods, delightful snacks, and a wide selection of fine wines. π·π§
Explore the natural beauty of the surrounding countryside, take a leisurely stroll through the orchards, or simply savor the simple joys of farm life. πΆββοΈπΎ
Whether you're looking for a fun family outing or a peaceful escape into nature's bounty, Casa de Fruta promises a delightful experience that delights all your senses. π³π #CasaDeFruta...
Β Β Β Read moreI don't know if this is the right place to leave this review but it needs to be said somewhere. My girlfriend and I came here to go to the Ren Faire that was being held at this location. We paid for tickets and then they said you should purchase parking online as well. We figure that was to help funnel the parking in some way but it wasn't. We rolled off the highway and got in a line that took 30 minutes just so we could show our parking pass and park a ways away from the entrance. That could almost be forgiven except for when we left there was zero form of traffic control that lead to a traffic jam that could rival Atlanta and LA highways. from the moment we started the car and started driving it took us 2 hours to leave the parking lot. All this shows is that Casa de Fruta is willing to take our money but do no work to care for the customers. I would highly suggest never coming to...
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