SOMO Village — Local services in Rohnert Park

Being wooed to move to SOMO Village? Ah let’s discuss all those wellness and healthy living benefits they promote:

SOMO Village - home of the toxic incinerator where you can live and breathe toxic, cancer-causing fumes all day. Need a little arcenic and mercury in your air? How about some agent orange chemicals in your water? Better yet - with all our disposable income, you don’t need to be concerned about the fact that your homeowners insurance will be at risk of being dropped or substantially increased due to being next to an explosive incinerator. Then there’s the extra bonus as a resident, per the HOA, that you can’t park on the SOMO Village streets. That’s right - they’re keeping all the street parking limited to their own discretion for anyone EXCEPT residents until they complete the development in another 2+ years. And the city says there’s nothing they can do?! 🤔 The $156 monthly HOA fees? It’s not to tend to the overgrown weeds, common areas, or health and safety. Nope, it’s just your monthly generous donation for the unknown. Yes, come enjoy these fine benefits with us. Oh and don’t be crazy to think any of the toxic risks will be disclosed to you in your home purchase. Silly thought! Why should this fine developer care that it’s a state requirement when he has so many other violations already? Yes, come join us all in SOMO.

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The physical venue itself was nice. However pretty much everyone who worked there was a a$$. We went to the box office to check for our ADA seating we requested ahead, and the woman made us walk all the way around the barriers, while she opened the gate for herself and waited for us at the ticket taker. Seriously? The ADA seating was, I'm not kidding, a boxed cage with a giant sign saying DISABLED. I was shocked and I said something like Wow, it looks like a cage! And she snarls Well, you don't have to sit then! Turns on her heel and stomps off. D8. You need sensitivity training! There was ONE handicapped portapotty, which itself is scary, and we went up to use it and the security person was all You need to go to the back of that huge line! And we were like We're using the handicapped stall. And she goes, and I am not kidding, Whatever! And walks away in disgust. We all looked at each other like, WTH?! Cranky butt head people. Also all they would let people use were the Portapotties even though it is an event center with tons of...

I recently moved into one of the townhouses at Somo Village and I’m so glad I did. The finishes are beautiful, the bedrooms have spectacular views, and the high ceilings make everything feel open and light. The community is amazing—friendly people who genuinely care about wellbeing.

We get free access to a gorgeous fitness facility with a sauna, cold plunge, and red light therapy, plus one of the best coworking spaces in the Bay Area. There’s a local brewery where you can sit outside and catch up with friends, and the place is dotted with art installations. The landscaping is thoughtful and gives off total zen vibes.

Having lived most of my life in big cities like London and San Francisco, I’m honestly shocked at how much more I enjoy life here in...