Camp David — Local services in Thurmont

I went here for a mid-winter hot yoga retreat. The instructors we're on point (and total babes too!), I improved my downward dog and the chef's did a great job accommodating my organic, gluten free, vegan diet. The balsamic brusselsprouts were to die for. My only complaint were the drain pipes in the shower. The water kept overflowing over the edge when I was showering so I had to keep turning off the faucet whilst in the shower. Later, I had to sneak into the kitchen to grab a fork in an attempt to unclog the drain. After about ten minutes of fiddling around, the fork brought up a hair ball the size of a soft ball! When was the last time the drains were unclogged?...

I got there expecting to be treaded like a guest but intead what i got was a gun pointed in my face and a few rude words. I eventually found the back entrance and made my way in but when i called the front desk to ask for some service i was removed from the house by mean armed men and taken to some place indont even knwo where, the next thing I remember I was in the middle of nowhere and had to hitchhike my way home. After this experience there has been this weird beep i hear every once in a while from this bump in my skin that wasnt their before i went. Overall i would say that it would be a good place to go if they treated the...

Couldn't find the casino, trails weren't marked, and the paintball field wasn't marked properly causing my brother in law to get hit and it broke skin, paint looked like blood, so props for that little detail. He kept screaming he was shot, and wouldnt get up. Come on Steve, you really need to grow a pair dude. You are such a girl. We were getting cold so we left his whiny, dramatic #ss and went back to the car and headed home. I'm so over these family trips, someone is always...