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​​🇬🇧 Thorpe Park Adventure - The Ultimate Roller Coaster Marathon!​​

Monday 10:50 AM to 7:00 PM - Rode almost EVERYTHING (except the nausea-inducing ones and kiddie rides)! Here's my brutally honest review of each ride in the order I experienced them: ​​🎢 Ride-by-Ride Breakdown​​ ​​1️⃣ Nemesis Inferno (Brown Coaster)​​ Legs dangling! Super fun twists but that sudden slowdown at the end? Hello, dizziness. 😵‍💫 ⭐️⭐️⭐️ ​​2️⃣ The Walking Dead: The Ride​​ Zombie-themed chaos! No scary props but random screamers in line (thanks, strangers 🙄). Sat front row by accident—eyes shut the WHOLE time. Exit "scares" by staff were chef's kiss. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ ​​3️⃣ Stealth (N-Shaped Launcher)​​ HOLY SPEED! 0-80mph in 2 seconds—pure adrenaline rush. Over too fast! Wanted to reride immediately (but didn't). Zero nausea, ALL thrill. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ ​​4️⃣ Colossus (Green Twister)​​ Back row = mistake. Slow climb, endless inversions. "Rotisserie chicken" vibes. Later: delayed motion sickness. Avoid if prone to spins! ⭐️⭐️ ​​5️⃣ SAW - The Ride​​ Exhausted by now but that VERTICAL PAUSE before the drop? Evil genius. Too tired to scream—just silent suffering. 😂 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ ​​6️⃣ Rumba Rapids​​ Chill float with minimal splashes (just a damp bum). Perfect palate cleanser between coasters. ⭐️⭐️⭐️ ​​7️⃣ Dodgems (Tea Cups on Steroids)​​ Fun spinning... until we manually cranked it to "vomit vortex." Self-inflicted regret! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ ​​8️⃣ Big Easy Bumpers​​ Mastered steering just as time ran out. Classic bumper car tease. ⭐️⭐️⭐️ ​​💡 Pro Tips:​​ ​​Weekdays = walk-ons!​​ Most queues <20 mins. ​​Download the app​​ for real-time wait times. ​​Hydrate!​​ Coaster fatigue is real (RIP my neck). ​​P.S.​​ Stealth stole my heart... and maybe my stomach. 🚀 ​​#LondonAdrenaline #ThorpePark #UKThemeParks #RollerCoasterAddict #ThrillSeeker #DayOutLondon​​

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​​🇬🇧 Thorpe Park Adventure - The Ultimate Roller Coaster Marathon!​​

Monday 10:50 AM to 7:00 PM - Rode almost EVERYTHING (except the nausea-inducing ones and kiddie rides)! Here's my brutally honest review of each ride in the order I experienced them: ​​🎢 Ride-by-Ride Breakdown​​ ​​1️⃣ Nemesis Inferno (Brown Coaster)​​ Legs dangling! Super fun twists but that sudden slowdown at the end? Hello, dizziness. 😵‍💫 ⭐️⭐️⭐️ ​​2️⃣ The Walking Dead: The Ride​​ Zombie-themed chaos! No scary props but random screamers in line (thanks, strangers 🙄). Sat front row by accident—eyes shut the WHOLE time. Exit "scares" by staff were chef's kiss. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ ​​3️⃣ Stealth (N-Shaped Launcher)​​ HOLY SPEED! 0-80mph in 2 seconds—pure adrenaline rush. Over too fast! Wanted to reride immediately (but didn't). Zero nausea, ALL thrill. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ ​​4️⃣ Colossus (Green Twister)​​ Back row = mistake. Slow climb, endless inversions. "Rotisserie chicken" vibes. Later: delayed motion sickness. Avoid if prone to spins! ⭐️⭐️ ​​5️⃣ SAW - The Ride​​ Exhausted by now but that VERTICAL PAUSE before the drop? Evil genius. Too tired to scream—just silent suffering. 😂 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ ​​6️⃣ Rumba Rapids​​ Chill float with minimal splashes (just a damp bum). Perfect palate cleanser between coasters. ⭐️⭐️⭐️ ​​7️⃣ Dodgems (Tea Cups on Steroids)​​ Fun spinning... until we manually cranked it to "vomit vortex." Self-inflicted regret! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ ​​8️⃣ Big Easy Bumpers​​ Mastered steering just as time ran out. Classic bumper car tease. ⭐️⭐️⭐️ ​​💡 Pro Tips:​​ ​​Weekdays = walk-ons!​​ Most queues <20 mins. ​​Download the app​​ for real-time wait times. ​​Hydrate!​​ Coaster fatigue is real (RIP my neck). ​​P.S.​​ Stealth stole my heart... and maybe my stomach. 🚀 ​​#LondonAdrenaline #ThorpePark #UKThemeParks #RollerCoasterAddict #ThrillSeeker #DayOutLondon​​

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