🇬🇧 Thorpe Park Adventure - The Ultimate Roller Coaster Marathon!
Monday 10:50 AM to 7:00 PM - Rode almost EVERYTHING (except the nausea-inducing ones and kiddie rides)! Here's my brutally honest review of each ride in the order I experienced them: 🎢 Ride-by-Ride Breakdown 1️⃣ Nemesis Inferno (Brown Coaster) Legs dangling! Super fun twists but that sudden slowdown at the end? Hello, dizziness. 😵💫 ⭐️⭐️⭐️ 2️⃣ The Walking Dead: The Ride Zombie-themed chaos! No scary props but random screamers in line (thanks, strangers 🙄). Sat front row by accident—eyes shut the WHOLE time. Exit "scares" by staff were chef's kiss. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 3️⃣ Stealth (N-Shaped Launcher) HOLY SPEED! 0-80mph in 2 seconds—pure adrenaline rush. Over too fast! Wanted to reride immediately (but didn't). Zero nausea, ALL thrill. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 4️⃣ Colossus (Green Twister) Back row = mistake. Slow climb, endless inversions. "Rotisserie chicken" vibes. Later: delayed motion sickness. Avoid if prone to spins! ⭐️⭐️ 5️⃣ SAW - The Ride Exhausted by now but that VERTICAL PAUSE before the drop? Evil genius. Too tired to scream—just silent suffering. 😂 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 6️⃣ Rumba Rapids Chill float with minimal splashes (just a damp bum). Perfect palate cleanser between coasters. ⭐️⭐️⭐️ 7️⃣ Dodgems (Tea Cups on Steroids) Fun spinning... until we manually cranked it to "vomit vortex." Self-inflicted regret! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 8️⃣ Big Easy Bumpers Mastered steering just as time ran out. Classic bumper car tease. ⭐️⭐️⭐️ 💡 Pro Tips: Weekdays = walk-ons! Most queues <20 mins. Download the app for real-time wait times. Hydrate! Coaster fatigue is real (RIP my neck). P.S. Stealth stole my heart... and maybe my stomach. 🚀 #LondonAdrenaline #ThorpePark #UKThemeParks #RollerCoasterAddict #ThrillSeeker #DayOutLondon