El Toro Loco Churrascaria | Miami’s Best Brazilian Steakhouse 🔥🥩
📍 Why It’s Special? A non-buffet Brazilian grill where you pick your meats—no endless skewers, just pure quality. 🍖 What to Order (Ranked!) 1️⃣ Wagyu Tostones 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 (💰 $15) The Bite: Crispy plantains + melt-in-mouth Wagyu + chimichurri. Pro Tip: Order two (you’ll regret sharing). 2️⃣ Picada Deluxe 🌟🌟🌟🌟 (💰 $75) Meat Parade: Lamb chops, pork sausage, beef ribs (4 lbs total). Best Cut: Lamb (rosemary crust) > beef > chicken. 3️⃣ Grilled Vegetables 🌟🌟🌟🌟 (💰 $9) Hero Side: Charred eggplant + purple apples (acidic punch). 4️⃣ Red Sangria 🌟🌟🌟 (💰 $39/pitcher) Drama: Dry ice smoke (Instagram bait). Truth: Too sweet—ask for extra ice. 💡 Pro Tips ✔ Portion Control: 2 apps + 1 meat platter = feeds 3. ✔ Timing: 5 PM = no wait (after 7 PM = 1hr+). ✔ Sauce Hack: Mix chimichurri + spicy mayo. #BrazilianBBQ #MeatLover #NoBuffetRegrets