🇩🇪 Berlin in 3 Days | A "Slightly Unhinged" Itinerary

PSA: I skipped Museum Island—not my vibe. Here’s how to taste Berlin’s real energy instead! 🌪️ Day 1: Street Culture & Sunset Chasing 1️⃣ East Side Gallery: The Kiss mural + gritty art. 2️⃣ Kreuzberg: Start at Voo Store, then dive into: 🛍️ Yummy Vintage (cheap thrills) 🎵 Record shops + punk bars (Berlin’s "Six Bends" vibe) 3️⃣ TV Tower + Alexanderplatz: World Clock + river sunset. 🌈 Day 2: Candy, Architecture & Shopping 1️⃣ Haribo Shop: Gummy bear heaven 🐻. 2️⃣ Darklands: For fashion victims only (I fled in 5 mins). 3️⃣ Neue Nationalgalerie: Black cube of modern art (exterior > interior). 4️⃣ Brandenburg Gate + Reichstag: Book dome slots! 5️⃣ Unter den Linden: Historic boulevard + shopping. 6️⃣ Ampelmann Shop: Custom traffic-light souvenirs! 🚦 7️⃣ Berlin Cathedral: Mint-green dome + picnic vibes. 8️⃣ James-Simon-Park: Golden-hour cathedral views. 🕵️♂️ Day 3: Spy Games & Underground 1️⃣ Spy Museum: Lie detectors + laser maze = 007 dreams. 2️⃣ Berliner Unterwelten: Cold War bunkers (book ahead!). 🍽️ Food Pit Stops 1️⃣ Ming Dynastie: Eggplant noodles = euphoria. 2️⃣ Zum Paddenwirt: Giant pork knuckle (share or regret). 3️⃣ Curry 61/Wow: Crispy sausage worth the hype. 4️⃣ Yum Cha / Comebuy Tea: Bubble tea that actually slaps. #Berlin #OffbeatTravel #NoMuseumsJustVibes #GermanyDiaries