🇪🇸 Barcelona & Valencia: Brutally Honest Review

These cities won't see me again – here's why." 🌊 Old Port (Barcelona) Pros: • Golden-hour seagulls over sapphire waters 📸 • Medieval vibes with yacht masts like piano keys 🎹 Cons: • Pickpocket HQ 👀 (Guarded my bag like the Holy Grail) ⛰️ Peñíscola (GOT Filming Spot) Highs: • Dragonstone vibes for free – crumbling stone walls vs turquoise sea 🐉 • Every alley = Instagram gold Lows: • Calf-killer slopes (RIP my ankles in cute sandals) 🥘 La Boqueria Market (Barcelona) Love: • 1840s stained-glass ceiling + €1 fruit cups 🍓 Hate: • Tourist trap prices – €8 for mediocre jamón 😤 ⚡ City of Arts & Sciences (Valencia) Wow: • Calatrava's whale-shaped buildings = real-life sci-fi 🐋 • Night lights = Blade Runner vibes Meh: • €38 entry fee for aquarium (dolphin show felt sad) ⛪ Plaza de la Virgen (Valencia) Gem: • Sunday antique market (1920s postcards for €2) Skip: • Cathedral's "Holy Grail" – tiny & underwhelming 💣 Dealbreakers 1️⃣ Barcelona: Las Ramblas = overpriced, crowded, and sketchy 4 Cats Café – Picasso's haunt now a €12 cake scam 2️⃣ Valencia: Paella tasted like salty glue (locals whisper: "Never order near sights") Public transport = confusing + dirty #NoFilterTravel #SpainRegrets #GOTLocations #TouristTraps