🇪🇸 Málaga | 14-Day Solo Trip Kickoff!
Thought it’d be a chill beach town—turns out it’s Italy’s secret party annex 🎉 🗣️ Day 1: Survival Mode ✔️ Tried ordering with Duolingo Spanish ("Quiero un sándwich") → failed spectacularly 😂 ✔️ Cathedral of Málaga: Knew it’d be grand, but still gasped 🤯 ✔️ Hostel friends: Moroccan buddy → shared confusing tapas (thought the pork-peanut dish was free appetizers 😅) Chinese mate → bonded over Atletico Madrid’s game (Álvarez’s brace!) ✔️ Alcazaba Castle + Roman Theatre: 🐱 Stray cat sanctuary en route (locals said some were abused—handle with care!) ✔️ Holy Week procession: 🕯️ Even as a non-believer, the candlelit march gave chills ☀️ Day 2: Beach “Relaxation” ✔️ Barefoot > flip-flops (those things are foot torture!) ✔️ Got sunburned on a cloudy day ☁️🔥 (Thanks, UV scattering!) ✔️ €2.50 strawberry cocktail 🍸—bartender was so proud he Instagrammed it 🤣 ✔️ Club-ducted by Italians 🕺💃 (When in Málaga...) #SpainTravel #SoloTrip #MálagaDiaries #FailAndLearn #HolyWeek #HostelLife