đ«đź EKBERG, an Internet celebrity shop in Helsinki
đ° Ekberg 1852: Historic Cafe, Underwhelming Sweets đ AddressïŒBulevardi 9, 00120 Helsinki, Finland đ¶ CostïŒ~âŹ16/person (1 cake + 1 coffee); weekend brunch âŹ33/person đ The Hype vs. Reality Check Claimed as Finlandâs oldest cafe (170+ years), Ekberg pops up everywhere onâbut our visit felt more like a sugar crash than a sweet dream. Hereâs the truth: đ„ Weekend Brunch: âŹ33 for... That? Whatâs on the Plate : Cold cuts, basic cheeses, sad pastries, and lukewarm eggs. Value VerdictïŒTiny portions, generic flavorsâfeels like a tourist trap. Maybe a hit with Europeans, but zero wow factor for the price. đ° Desserts: Style Over Substance Napoleon Cake âïžâïž Thick sugar glaze was tooth-achingly sweet; pastry layers were so hard I had to eat with my hands (fork failed me). Parisian napoleons destroy this version. Chocolate Dream âïžâïžâïž Decent chocolate mousse, but nowhere near "dreamy"âjust a safe, average dessert. Budapest Cake (avoided) Heard itâs cloyingly sweetâglad I skipped, given the Napoleonâs sugar overload. âïž Hot Latte: Glassware Fails Served in a glass (ouch, itâs hot!), the latte tasted watered-downâlike foamy milk with a hint of coffee. Not worth the âŹ5+ price tag. đ Final Take Sure, the history is cool, and the decorâs charming. But unless youâre a history buff, save your euros. Skip the desserts and pricey brunchâgrab a quick coffee if you must, but manage expectations. This isnât the pastry heaven social media makes it out to be. #HelsinkiCafeReview #OverhypedEats #HistoricalCafeTruths