🇫🇷 Lyon PUNISHES Spontaneous Travelers! 😱

PSA: This city hates last-minute plans—learn from my tears!" 💔 🍽️ No Reservation? NO FOOD! ➡️ Paul Bocuse's bistro - Book 2 weeks ahead! ➡️ Les Halles oysters - Go before noon 🦪 ➡️ Skip "Le Musée" - 1hr queue for meh food 😒 🎭 Attraction Nightmares 📍 Fourvière Basilica elevator - Sells out by noon! 📍 Lyon Museum of Fine Arts - "Free Sunday" = 3hr queue unless booked! 📍 Fête des Lumières (Dec) - Hotels book 6 months early (or sleep at the station! 🚉) 🚆 Transport Traps 🚫 Tram T2 to downtown: Machines take COINS ONLY (bring €2!) 🚲 Vélo’v bikes: Need French number—just get a day pass! 💥 Pro Deals: Train pass discount: Search 【TC111】on Ctrip for 20% off 🚄 Flash sales: Wednesdays 2PM search 【PL000】for 70% off! 💡 Survival Kit for Type-A Travelers 1️⃣ TheFork App - Restaurant discounts 🍷 2️⃣ GetYourGuide - Skip-the-line e-tickets 🎟️ 3️⃣ SUNDAY = APOCALYPSE - Supermarkets close! 🛒 #LyonOrDie #FranceTravelHacks #PlanOrPerish