🇬🇧 Ultimate London Day Trip: Windsor Castle + Oxford! 👑📚

(Royal grandeur meets academic excellence – all in one glorious day!) 🌅 Morning: Windsor Castle ⏰ 9:00 AM: Depart from King’s Cross 🏰 11:00 AM: Arrive at Windsor Castle (800 years of history in those walls!). 💂 Must-see: Changing of the Guard (Tue/Thu/Sat at 11AM) – "Those bearskin hats are heavier than they look!" 🎩 🍪 12:00 PM: Scones by the river – "Even the pigeons here posh." 🕊️ 📚 Afternoon: Oxford Adventure 🚗 1:30 PM: Off to Oxford (*"Not a uni, but 38 colleges playing dress-up!"*). 🏛️ 2:00 PM Highlights: Christ Church College: "Hogwarts Dining Hall IRL!" ⚡ Bridge of Sighs: "Where students sigh over exams… and tourists sigh over Instagram." 😮💨 Alice in Wonderland-worthy tree hollows (random magic everywhere!). ✨ Pro Tips 🎟️ Book Windsor tickets early (queues = longer than a British tea ceremony). 👟 Oxford = cobblestone hell – wear comfy shoes! 🚗 Private car >>> trains ("Math doesn’t lie: less stress, more scones."). #UKTravel #RoyalWindsor #OxfordWanderlust #LondonDayTrips