🇳🇴 Tromsø Food Diary: The Good, The Bad & The Overpriced

🍽️ Restaurant Roulette (Mostly Losing) ❌ Fiskekompaniet "Most expensive seafood in town" = $50 for 100g king crab (basic freshness, zero wow). Wine list: Priced like liquid gold. Regret level: Maximum. ❌ Tapas Tromsø AS Frozen ingredients + sad potatoes = "I could cook better blindfolded." 🍔 Northernmost McDonald’s Edible? Barely. "Only ate here to say I did." 🛒 Grocery Wins (Sort Of) LYNGENFJORD Arctic shrimp: Rinse off salt = actually tasty. Norwegian salmon: "Meh, HMart’s Faroe Islands batch wins." ☕️ Coffee & Snacks Ølhallen Brewery: "World’s northernmost" ≠ world’s best. (US brewpubs cheaper + better.) Tøllefsenhjørnet: Croissant = acceptable. Banana chocolate milk: "Not Iceland’s, but it’ll do." Chocolate "cheese puffs": "Who hurt you, Norway?" 🤢 🏡 Airbnb Silver Lining Modern apartment with epic views + fair price. Only thing not overpriced! #NorwayFoodFail #TromsøEats #ArcticOvercharge