🇵🇬 Ask Me Anything About Papua New Guinea! 📌

📌 My Credentials: • 2+ years living in Port Moresby 🏠 • Haven’t left the capital (yet!) ✈️ • Certified expert in "island time" patience training ⏳ 💡 What I Can Share: ✔ Daily Survival 101: Where to buy safe veggies (hint: avoid the moldy ones at Boroko Market) 🥬 How to barter like a local ("Ten kina, final offer!") 💰 Which ATM won’t eat your card (RIP my first ANZ card) 💳 ✔ Hidden Gems: That Chinese restaurant with bulletproof glass + next-level dumplings (ask for the chili oil!) 🥟🔥 The beach club where expats pretend they’re not checking their emails �☕ Best "last-minute" gift shop (because forgetting birthdays is universal) 🎁 ✔ Cultural Quirks: Why "wait 3 hours" is just a warm-up (bring snacks) 🍪 How to politely decline betel nut without offending your coworker 🚫🌰 The art of smiling through power cuts (candles = romantic ambiance) 🕯️ ⚠️ What I Can’t Tell You: ✖ Best jungle trek routes (My hiking boots are still in the box) 🌴 ✖ Tribal tattoo meanings (But I know a guy in Hanuabada who does...) 🖌️ ✖ Where to find the governor’s secret coffee stash (Nice try) ☕ 🎤 Bonus: • How to say "no worries" in Tok Pisin: "Nogat problem!" • Real talk: Port Moresby sunsets > your Instagram filters. 🌅 #PortMoresbyLife #PNGDiaries #ExpatSurvivalGuide #CityLimits