🇵🇬 Port Moresby Brunch Chronicles: Where Safety Meets Serenity

🌿 J's Café - A New Oasis in Moresby 📍 Hidden Gem: Nestled between mango trees and hibiscus blooms ⏰ Pro Timing: 8AM arrival = Empty photo ops + first-batch pastries Why We Keep Returning: ✅ "Brekkie with biodiversity" - Lorikeets steal sugar packets as you eat ✅ PNG's best flat white (fight me, Aussie snobs!) ☕ ✅ "That time a local gardener arranged frangipanis for my Instagram..." 🌸 🍽️ The Brunch Breakdown Must-Order: • Coconut pancakes - Drizzled with wild honey 🥥 • Bilum bag bread basket - Yes, served in actual traditional weaving 🧺 • "The ‘Tropical Benedict’ - Poached eggs on taro cakes with lime hollandaise" 👋 The Real PNG Hospitality • Staff who remember your coffee order by visit • Market vendors teaching you Tok Pisin between bites • "More ‘good mornings’ here than a year in London" #MoresbyEats #BrunchInParadise #NoFilterNeeded